fritzoids
@fritzoids.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
I have been foolish and deluded, and I am a bear of no brain at all. -- Winnie the Pooh
j'ai plus aucun chill.
[bridged from https://mas.to/@fritzoids on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
j'ai plus aucun chill.
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My cat has 100% subject mastery of the word "no" but seemingly does not know the word "yes." This is the knowledge asymmetry of someone who has never sought permission to do something in their entire life.
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My cat has 100% subject mastery of the word "no" but seemingly does not know the word "yes." This is the knowledge asymmetry of someone who has never sought permission to do something in their entire life.
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The older you get, the more you get gaslit by everybody.
I can't find anyone who thought OJ was innocent back in the day, you know? Helluva thing.🤡
Everybody knew that Y2K was gonna be okay and the web stocks were a bubble.🤡
I can't find anyone who supported the Iraq & Afghanistan Wars these […]
I can't find anyone who thought OJ was innocent back in the day, you know? Helluva thing.🤡
Everybody knew that Y2K was gonna be okay and the web stocks were a bubble.🤡
I can't find anyone who supported the Iraq & Afghanistan Wars these […]
Original post on zeroes.ca
zeroes.ca
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The older you get, the more you get gaslit by everybody.
I can't find anyone who thought OJ was innocent back in the day, you know? Helluva thing.🤡
Everybody knew that Y2K was gonna be okay and the web stocks were a bubble.🤡
I can't find anyone who supported the Iraq & Afghanistan Wars these […]
I can't find anyone who thought OJ was innocent back in the day, you know? Helluva thing.🤡
Everybody knew that Y2K was gonna be okay and the web stocks were a bubble.🤡
I can't find anyone who supported the Iraq & Afghanistan Wars these […]
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"Jabo is not known for terrorist activity and that local Christians coexist peacefully with the Muslim majority"
edition.cnn.com/2025/12/26/a...
edition.cnn.com/2025/12/26/a...
Fear and confusion in Nigerian village hit in US strike, as locals say no history of ISIS in area | CNN
A day after part of a missile fired by the United States hit their village, landing just meters from its only medical facility, the villagers of Jabo in northwest Nigeria are in a state of shock and c...
edition.cnn.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"Jabo is not known for terrorist activity and that local Christians coexist peacefully with the Muslim majority"
edition.cnn.com/2025/12/26/a...
edition.cnn.com/2025/12/26/a...
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@georgrestle.bsky.social Wir haben es mit zwei einander diametral entgegengesetzten Freiheitsbegriffen zu tun. Was wir mit Freiheit meinen, ist die Freiheit der Schwachen von Angst und Zwang, was sie meinen, ist die Freiheit der Starken von Grenzen und Konsequenzen.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@georgrestle.bsky.social Wir haben es mit zwei einander diametral entgegengesetzten Freiheitsbegriffen zu tun. Was wir mit Freiheit meinen, ist die Freiheit der Schwachen von Angst und Zwang, was sie meinen, ist die Freiheit der Starken von Grenzen und Konsequenzen.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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RE: https://mstdn.social/@TheRaDR/115724291258120368
Listen… If you're dismayed by so much that's happening in the world, then I encourage you to read this. Even if you're not Jewish. It's a Chanukah story, but it's not just a Chanukah story.
This will give you hope, and it may just help you […]
Listen… If you're dismayed by so much that's happening in the world, then I encourage you to read this. Even if you're not Jewish. It's a Chanukah story, but it's not just a Chanukah story.
This will give you hope, and it may just help you […]
Original post on federate.social
federate.social
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
RE: https://mstdn.social/@TheRaDR/115724291258120368
Listen… If you're dismayed by so much that's happening in the world, then I encourage you to read this. Even if you're not Jewish. It's a Chanukah story, but it's not just a Chanukah story.
This will give you hope, and it may just help you […]
Listen… If you're dismayed by so much that's happening in the world, then I encourage you to read this. Even if you're not Jewish. It's a Chanukah story, but it's not just a Chanukah story.
This will give you hope, and it may just help you […]
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@bitboxer/113488282272850633
Important Christmas reminder: download all the manuals from all the devices your family got this year and store them in a folder. Thank me in half a year if you need them 😉
Important Christmas reminder: download all the manuals from all the devices your family got this year and store them in a folder. Thank me in half a year if you need them 😉
#grownup hack: every time you buy a new hardware thing, search for pdf version of the manual. Store it on your disk with a filename that you can easily search for.
Next time you have a problem with that thing, you won’t need to search for that small paper printout in font size 4 😅.
Next time you have a problem with that thing, you won’t need to search for that small paper printout in font size 4 😅.
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@bitboxer/113488282272850633
Important Christmas reminder: download all the manuals from all the devices your family got this year and store them in a folder. Thank me in half a year if you need them 😉
Important Christmas reminder: download all the manuals from all the devices your family got this year and store them in a folder. Thank me in half a year if you need them 😉
I followed @carmensandiego and I kept thinking some of the henchmen in "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" had great names... so... I went off to find my copy that ran on MacOS 6.0.7 or higher and it still had the booklet! (Though not the World Almanac.)
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I followed @carmensandiego and I kept thinking some of the henchmen in "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" had great names... so... I went off to find my copy that ran on MacOS 6.0.7 or higher and it still had the booklet! (Though not the World Almanac.)
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I managed a comics/games shop in the 90s. One day, a kid I'd never seen before came in & started preaching to me about how I was going to burn in hell because I sold satanic things like D&D. When he was through his screed, he handed me his resume & asked if I was hiring. #satanicpanic […]
Original post on c.im
c.im
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I managed a comics/games shop in the 90s. One day, a kid I'd never seen before came in & started preaching to me about how I was going to burn in hell because I sold satanic things like D&D. When he was through his screed, he handed me his resume & asked if I was hiring. #satanicpanic […]
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Did you know they just let you add anything you want to canned soup?
I just had a hearty tomato stew by adding fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, frozen chicken, and frozen chipotle potatoes to a half can Progreso tomato basil soup, topped with crispy onions from a can, all made in the microwave.
I […]
I just had a hearty tomato stew by adding fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, frozen chicken, and frozen chipotle potatoes to a half can Progreso tomato basil soup, topped with crispy onions from a can, all made in the microwave.
I […]
Original post on defcon.social
defcon.social
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Did you know they just let you add anything you want to canned soup?
I just had a hearty tomato stew by adding fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, frozen chicken, and frozen chipotle potatoes to a half can Progreso tomato basil soup, topped with crispy onions from a can, all made in the microwave.
I […]
I just had a hearty tomato stew by adding fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, frozen chicken, and frozen chipotle potatoes to a half can Progreso tomato basil soup, topped with crispy onions from a can, all made in the microwave.
I […]
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My first reasonably viral toot, and somebody reported me, lol.
Do you not realise the pointlessness of that action for a single user instance?
Also... there's nothing to report? Except you're a bigot, obviously.
Do you not realise the pointlessness of that action for a single user instance?
Also... there's nothing to report? Except you're a bigot, obviously.
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My first reasonably viral toot, and somebody reported me, lol.
Do you not realise the pointlessness of that action for a single user instance?
Also... there's nothing to report? Except you're a bigot, obviously.
Do you not realise the pointlessness of that action for a single user instance?
Also... there's nothing to report? Except you're a bigot, obviously.
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Wenn Vertreter der A💩 D und der Werteunion in die Staaten reisen und Listen dabei haben...
Ist das Hochverrat? Was meinen die Juristen unter Euch?
#hochverrat
#afd_gesichert_rechtsextrem
#werteuntion
#maaßen
Ist das Hochverrat? Was meinen die Juristen unter Euch?
#hochverrat
#afd_gesichert_rechtsextrem
#werteuntion
#maaßen
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Wenn Vertreter der A💩 D und der Werteunion in die Staaten reisen und Listen dabei haben...
Ist das Hochverrat? Was meinen die Juristen unter Euch?
#hochverrat
#afd_gesichert_rechtsextrem
#werteuntion
#maaßen
Ist das Hochverrat? Was meinen die Juristen unter Euch?
#hochverrat
#afd_gesichert_rechtsextrem
#werteuntion
#maaßen
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@cdarwin
“Many of these cases also show how the rhetoric on Twitter and in press releases and statements is not surviving the courtroom,” he said. “What that tells you is that the Trump administration is hoping to send a message and chill future protests, not pursue serious criminal cases that […]
“Many of these cases also show how the rhetoric on Twitter and in press releases and statements is not surviving the courtroom,” he said. “What that tells you is that the Trump administration is hoping to send a message and chill future protests, not pursue serious criminal cases that […]
Original post on mstdn.social
mstdn.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
@cdarwin
“Many of these cases also show how the rhetoric on Twitter and in press releases and statements is not surviving the courtroom,” he said. “What that tells you is that the Trump administration is hoping to send a message and chill future protests, not pursue serious criminal cases that […]
“Many of these cases also show how the rhetoric on Twitter and in press releases and statements is not surviving the courtroom,” he said. “What that tells you is that the Trump administration is hoping to send a message and chill future protests, not pursue serious criminal cases that […]
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#Frei : „Wir haben das teuerste Gesundheitssystem der Welt" - Gelogen! #Medien übernehmen das ungeprüft!
1. #USA
2. #Schweiz
3. #Deutschland
Die Gründe? Vorgeschoben.
#Spahn ordnete an: Rücklagen aufbrauchen.
#Bund zahlt #Corona - Kosten der #GKV nicht.
Die Beitragszahler müssen's ausbaden. #cdU
1. #USA
2. #Schweiz
3. #Deutschland
Die Gründe? Vorgeschoben.
#Spahn ordnete an: Rücklagen aufbrauchen.
#Bund zahlt #Corona - Kosten der #GKV nicht.
Die Beitragszahler müssen's ausbaden. #cdU
Kanzleramtschef Frei: Im Gesundheitswesen müssen manche Leistungen entfallen
„Wir werden deshalb nicht kränker”, sagt der CDU-Politiker dem RND. Er beklagt, Deutschland habe das teuerste System der Welt, aber keine überdurchschnittlich gesunde Bevölkerung. Franzosen gingen sel...
www.rnd.de
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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You earnestposters just don't understand how much harder it is to shitpost through hypernormalization and societal decline into fascism
I swear, nothing my mentally defective noisy mind thinks up can ever even hope to be weirder than reality right now
And that's […]
[Original post on jorts.horse]
I swear, nothing my mentally defective noisy mind thinks up can ever even hope to be weirder than reality right now
And that's […]
[Original post on jorts.horse]
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You earnestposters just don't understand how much harder it is to shitpost through hypernormalization and societal decline into fascism
I swear, nothing my mentally defective noisy mind thinks up can ever even hope to be weirder than reality right now
And that's […]
[Original post on jorts.horse]
I swear, nothing my mentally defective noisy mind thinks up can ever even hope to be weirder than reality right now
And that's […]
[Original post on jorts.horse]
When your 13yo comes into the room, gives you a kiss on the head and walks off again, you know you've done something right.
#parenting
#parenting
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
When your 13yo comes into the room, gives you a kiss on the head and walks off again, you know you've done something right.
#parenting
#parenting
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A quotation from **Bill Watterson**
> CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists, why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it? And if he _doesn’t_ exist, what’s the meaning of […]
[Original post on friendica.world]
> CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists, why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it? And if he _doesn’t_ exist, what’s the meaning of […]
[Original post on friendica.world]
December 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A quotation from **Bill Watterson**
> CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists, why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it? And if he _doesn’t_ exist, what’s the meaning of […]
[Original post on friendica.world]
> CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists, why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it? And if he _doesn’t_ exist, what’s the meaning of […]
[Original post on friendica.world]
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🥳 Guinea and Kenya eliminated sleeping sickness.
🥳 Niger became the first African country to eliminate river blindness.
🥳 Georgia, Suriname and Timor-Leste were certified malaria-free.
🥳 Brazil eliminated mother-to-child transmission of #HIV.
🔗 bit.ly/49wdcpl
🥳 Niger became the first African country to eliminate river blindness.
🥳 Georgia, Suriname and Timor-Leste were certified malaria-free.
🥳 Brazil eliminated mother-to-child transmission of #HIV.
🔗 bit.ly/49wdcpl
Stronger together - milestones that mattered in 2025
Each year WHO takes stock of key moments in health and science over the past 12 months. Here is our review of a 2025 marked by immense achievements and profound challenges for global health.
bit.ly
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
🥳 Guinea and Kenya eliminated sleeping sickness.
🥳 Niger became the first African country to eliminate river blindness.
🥳 Georgia, Suriname and Timor-Leste were certified malaria-free.
🥳 Brazil eliminated mother-to-child transmission of #HIV.
🔗 bit.ly/49wdcpl
🥳 Niger became the first African country to eliminate river blindness.
🥳 Georgia, Suriname and Timor-Leste were certified malaria-free.
🥳 Brazil eliminated mother-to-child transmission of #HIV.
🔗 bit.ly/49wdcpl
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December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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It's been interesting putting up a high-impact (hopefully no pun there) paper and getting lots of feedback! One (highly respected!) scientist graciously showed us a small error in our calculation, which we have fixed. It's like crowd-sourced peer-review. Interesting.
So, with that fix, the […]
So, with that fix, the […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's been interesting putting up a high-impact (hopefully no pun there) paper and getting lots of feedback! One (highly respected!) scientist graciously showed us a small error in our calculation, which we have fixed. It's like crowd-sourced peer-review. Interesting.
So, with that fix, the […]
So, with that fix, the […]
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/115771677138824946
By now, if you’re still free to travel to the United States, you’ve got to wonder what you did wrong in life.
By now, if you’re still free to travel to the United States, you’ve got to wonder what you did wrong in life.
mastodon.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@verge/115771677138824946
By now, if you’re still free to travel to the United States, you’ve got to wonder what you did wrong in life.
By now, if you’re still free to travel to the United States, you’ve got to wonder what you did wrong in life.
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The AI controversy is the loneliness crisis, the inequality crisis, and the education crisis stacked on each other, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora.
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The AI controversy is the loneliness crisis, the inequality crisis, and the education crisis stacked on each other, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora.
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Read @adamserwer.bsky.social on the Roberts' court's attempts to "to turn the guarantees of the Civil War amendments back into what James Madison called "parchment barriers.'"
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Read @adamserwer.bsky.social on the Roberts' court's attempts to "to turn the guarantees of the Civil War amendments back into what James Madison called "parchment barriers.'"
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Christmas shopping.
The man in the record shop said he was so ill, he didn't know when he would be opening after Christmas.
Getting sick is not good for business.
#ChristmasFever #WillThisBeTheLastYearThatYouBelieve
The man in the record shop said he was so ill, he didn't know when he would be opening after Christmas.
Getting sick is not good for business.
#ChristmasFever #WillThisBeTheLastYearThatYouBelieve
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Christmas shopping.
The man in the record shop said he was so ill, he didn't know when he would be opening after Christmas.
Getting sick is not good for business.
#ChristmasFever #WillThisBeTheLastYearThatYouBelieve
The man in the record shop said he was so ill, he didn't know when he would be opening after Christmas.
Getting sick is not good for business.
#ChristmasFever #WillThisBeTheLastYearThatYouBelieve