Brandon Harlan
@frinkhutz.bsky.social
"My whole purpose in life is to make people laugh."
-Roger Rabbit
-Roger Rabbit
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I watched 37 movies in the theatre in 2024 (not counting anniversary screenings). Last year I made a tiktok talking about my Top Ten and Bottom Ten. However, with shitty legislation being what it is (coupled with my desire to support Bluesky), I'm going to post about it here instead.
January 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I watched 37 movies in the theatre in 2024 (not counting anniversary screenings). Last year I made a tiktok talking about my Top Ten and Bottom Ten. However, with shitty legislation being what it is (coupled with my desire to support Bluesky), I'm going to post about it here instead.
I think we should let the Christian fundamentalists have Christmas. We can celebrate Xmas.
Christmas will have Jesus and Santa and be about consumerism
Xmas will have trees and snowmen and be about spending time together with loved ones. Xmas will specifically avoid gift giving.
Christmas will have Jesus and Santa and be about consumerism
Xmas will have trees and snowmen and be about spending time together with loved ones. Xmas will specifically avoid gift giving.
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I think we should let the Christian fundamentalists have Christmas. We can celebrate Xmas.
Christmas will have Jesus and Santa and be about consumerism
Xmas will have trees and snowmen and be about spending time together with loved ones. Xmas will specifically avoid gift giving.
Christmas will have Jesus and Santa and be about consumerism
Xmas will have trees and snowmen and be about spending time together with loved ones. Xmas will specifically avoid gift giving.
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When fascism arrives in America it won’t know how to spell it.
December 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
When fascism arrives in America it won’t know how to spell it.
A haiku:
December is nice
The end of the year is close
Sometimes we get snow
December is nice
The end of the year is close
Sometimes we get snow
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
A haiku:
December is nice
The end of the year is close
Sometimes we get snow
December is nice
The end of the year is close
Sometimes we get snow
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I think we are all doomed to horrible deaths, or horrible lives but I don't think that means we need to stop doing any of the things we're doing.
Knowing we're going to lose does not free us from our obligation to fight
Knowing we're going to lose does not free us from our obligation to fight
November 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I think we are all doomed to horrible deaths, or horrible lives but I don't think that means we need to stop doing any of the things we're doing.
Knowing we're going to lose does not free us from our obligation to fight
Knowing we're going to lose does not free us from our obligation to fight
Naps taken over vacation: 1
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Naps taken over vacation: 1
Instead of waiting until 2028, I hope someone begins a movement NOW. I would like to see a leader emerge. I want to see millions of people line up behind someone.
I would try to do this myself but I'm unqualified, an idiot, and a male. Someone who is my exact opposite should rise up NOW.
I would try to do this myself but I'm unqualified, an idiot, and a male. Someone who is my exact opposite should rise up NOW.
November 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Instead of waiting until 2028, I hope someone begins a movement NOW. I would like to see a leader emerge. I want to see millions of people line up behind someone.
I would try to do this myself but I'm unqualified, an idiot, and a male. Someone who is my exact opposite should rise up NOW.
I would try to do this myself but I'm unqualified, an idiot, and a male. Someone who is my exact opposite should rise up NOW.
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MAGA trolls on Twitter continue to say Bluesky users are “all bots.”
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
MAGA trolls on Twitter continue to say Bluesky users are “all bots.”
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
Tonight I pretend to be a game show host. If I don't survive, bury me at sea.
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Tonight I pretend to be a game show host. If I don't survive, bury me at sea.
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At the same time Democrats and progressives are justifiably enraged at Trump’s gonzo Cabinet picks, they’re all but mute about corporate America’s continued siphoning of economic gains to the top.
GM, corporate greed, and the reason the Democrats lost the election
Dems must condemn GM and other big corporations that are laying off workers despite record profits — and make loud and dramatic moves to stop them
buff.ly
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
At the same time Democrats and progressives are justifiably enraged at Trump’s gonzo Cabinet picks, they’re all but mute about corporate America’s continued siphoning of economic gains to the top.
Thanksgiving? More like BLANKSgiving!
a man with glasses and a hat is asking another man if he is right
ALT: a man with glasses and a hat is asking another man if he is right
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Thanksgiving? More like BLANKSgiving!
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Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what bathroom you can use, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can or can’t do with your own body and what gender you are… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”.
Idiots.
Idiots.
November 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what bathroom you can use, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can or can’t do with your own body and what gender you are… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Two days until I host. Nerves are kicking in.
a woman is singing into a microphone with the words `` i will survive '' written below her .
ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone with the words `` i will survive '' written below her .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Two days until I host. Nerves are kicking in.
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The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
November 21, 2024 at 1:34 PM
The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
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This one is my favorite
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
This one is my favorite
I can't remember the last time I danced naked
#humanitarian
#humanitarian
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I can't remember the last time I danced naked
#humanitarian
#humanitarian