my dad just texted me this

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

Why do brown paper towels smell like that?? What part of the brown makes it smell like having depression in elementary school

Say Drake

I'm just like Jesus cuz I'm dying and it's everyone else's fault

Howdy travellers. Make sure y'all check out my band's latest music video. It's probably the most professional looking thing I've been a part of
youtu.be/pecGx_DFEnA?...

"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans

Me: I wonder if LSD could reveal hidden planes of wisdom to me like it did for all of my musical idols before me

Brian Wilson in the 60s: 🎹🎶 let's take the pigs and ducks surfin' 🎵🏄 *choo choo* 🚂