Nice try, Hinge crossdresser.
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Nice try, Hinge crossdresser.
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
WHOO! Booked my hair appointment 💈
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
WHOO! Booked my hair appointment 💈
somebody forgot their marijuana in the ambulance. HELL YEAH, MINE NOW!
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
somebody forgot their marijuana in the ambulance. HELL YEAH, MINE NOW!
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December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Fuck. Why am I so high energy and happy?
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fuck. Why am I so high energy and happy?
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
woke up. enrolled in paramedic program.
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
woke up. enrolled in paramedic program.
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
“you’re drunk on power”
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“you’re drunk on power”
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
of course the patient has Covid-19.
of course.
of course.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
of course the patient has Covid-19.
of course.
of course.
Horrible nightmares
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Horrible nightmares
yeah dating isn’t really going well.
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
yeah dating isn’t really going well.
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
My ftm confidant got an orange jacket
We’re basically Kim & Harry
We’re basically Kim & Harry
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My ftm confidant got an orange jacket
We’re basically Kim & Harry
We’re basically Kim & Harry
my life is fucking terrible.
i hate being mentally ill.
i hate being mentally ill.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my life is fucking terrible.
i hate being mentally ill.
i hate being mentally ill.
Behold! The full English breakfast 🥂
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Behold! The full English breakfast 🥂
i gave a hooker at the gas station 6 of my beers. merry christmas 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i gave a hooker at the gas station 6 of my beers. merry christmas 🎄
at the lakeshore. the hypothermia would kill me. not today. guess i’ll go to my date
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
at the lakeshore. the hypothermia would kill me. not today. guess i’ll go to my date
Mr. Snuffles got into the cheese. I am now unintentionally on the waiting list for Rayna The Dachsund, so hopefully that mortgage goes thru. Brought coffee cake + coffee in for the office girls since I’m off today. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Mr. Snuffles got into the cheese. I am now unintentionally on the waiting list for Rayna The Dachsund, so hopefully that mortgage goes thru. Brought coffee cake + coffee in for the office girls since I’m off today. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
My back hurts so fucking bad
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My back hurts so fucking bad
yesterday I was in the room when a doctor told a gunshot victim that he’d never walk again. Very blasé, there were other patients in the room;
none of the TV gravitas. Bizarre.
none of the TV gravitas. Bizarre.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
yesterday I was in the room when a doctor told a gunshot victim that he’d never walk again. Very blasé, there were other patients in the room;
none of the TV gravitas. Bizarre.
none of the TV gravitas. Bizarre.
we have such lovely dogs at the rescue.
sometimes they have names of people I used to know. It fills me with dread! what did I do?
I don’t know and I don’t want to remember! memories are for civilians and pussies!
it’s all just sheep grazing in a meadow up there!
sometimes they have names of people I used to know. It fills me with dread! what did I do?
I don’t know and I don’t want to remember! memories are for civilians and pussies!
it’s all just sheep grazing in a meadow up there!
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
we have such lovely dogs at the rescue.
sometimes they have names of people I used to know. It fills me with dread! what did I do?
I don’t know and I don’t want to remember! memories are for civilians and pussies!
it’s all just sheep grazing in a meadow up there!
sometimes they have names of people I used to know. It fills me with dread! what did I do?
I don’t know and I don’t want to remember! memories are for civilians and pussies!
it’s all just sheep grazing in a meadow up there!
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hear me out we need another muppets movie
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
hear me out we need another muppets movie
15 hour nap. I haven’t slept that much in months.
I haven’t felt this good in a very long time.
I feel so much better
I haven’t felt this good in a very long time.
I feel so much better
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
15 hour nap. I haven’t slept that much in months.
I haven’t felt this good in a very long time.
I feel so much better
I haven’t felt this good in a very long time.
I feel so much better
dark-eyed juncos, orioles and cedar waxwings at the bird feeder this morning. Pleasant 🪺
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
dark-eyed juncos, orioles and cedar waxwings at the bird feeder this morning. Pleasant 🪺
HUGE NEWS! Gal at the new station was dating the manager that took me down. She broke up with him (lol) and then he went crazy & got
2 DUI’s, 2 Orders of Protection and 2 Felonies. TAKE THAT YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
2 DUI’s, 2 Orders of Protection and 2 Felonies. TAKE THAT YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
The last time this was my work, the woke mob cancelled me for being too good at my job. Which is to say - constantly speeding, being on cocaine, and fraternizing aboard the ambulance 3 times.
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
HUGE NEWS! Gal at the new station was dating the manager that took me down. She broke up with him (lol) and then he went crazy & got
2 DUI’s, 2 Orders of Protection and 2 Felonies. TAKE THAT YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
2 DUI’s, 2 Orders of Protection and 2 Felonies. TAKE THAT YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!
ran three 911 calls. hack fraud.
lox bagel 🥯
lox bagel 🥯
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
ran three 911 calls. hack fraud.
lox bagel 🥯
lox bagel 🥯