i hate not being able to sleep more than 6 hours
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 AM
i hate not being able to sleep more than 6 hours
what are we even doing here? stream of consciousness, log entries? Thankfully, no one ever reads this drivel. can you imagine?
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
what are we even doing here? stream of consciousness, log entries? Thankfully, no one ever reads this drivel. can you imagine?
I forgot how much a double process burns.
IT BURNS! Anyway, one of my ex-bfs transitioned & invited me to the St. Louis Cannabis Expo, so I guess I’m doing that next weekend. Also, why do they have Ulysses S. Grant’s museum there?
He’s from fucking Galena Illinois
IT BURNS! Anyway, one of my ex-bfs transitioned & invited me to the St. Louis Cannabis Expo, so I guess I’m doing that next weekend. Also, why do they have Ulysses S. Grant’s museum there?
He’s from fucking Galena Illinois
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I forgot how much a double process burns.
IT BURNS! Anyway, one of my ex-bfs transitioned & invited me to the St. Louis Cannabis Expo, so I guess I’m doing that next weekend. Also, why do they have Ulysses S. Grant’s museum there?
He’s from fucking Galena Illinois
IT BURNS! Anyway, one of my ex-bfs transitioned & invited me to the St. Louis Cannabis Expo, so I guess I’m doing that next weekend. Also, why do they have Ulysses S. Grant’s museum there?
He’s from fucking Galena Illinois
Now if you’ll excuse us, we have an appointment at Tricocci. I missed my glorious mane 💈
guess I’ll watch Ted Lasso until I go insane. Animal rescue later
Satan usually only shows up when I’m in psychosis - the guy looks exactly like me, it’s uncanny. When I dye my hair blonde? You can’t even tell which one of us is him - he hates it lol.
I will sell my soul, and then she’ll come back
Satan usually only shows up when I’m in psychosis - the guy looks exactly like me, it’s uncanny. When I dye my hair blonde? You can’t even tell which one of us is him - he hates it lol.
I will sell my soul, and then she’ll come back
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Now if you’ll excuse us, we have an appointment at Tricocci. I missed my glorious mane 💈
Kodiak tore a paw pad off. My poor sweet teufelshund. Leucistic female husky; not unlike every animal variety, the male is insufferable but the female is a platonic idyll.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Kodiak tore a paw pad off. My poor sweet teufelshund. Leucistic female husky; not unlike every animal variety, the male is insufferable but the female is a platonic idyll.
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December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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The moon has a halo tonight
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The moon has a halo tonight
Goddamnit. Luckily the police have body cameras. That call could’ve gone better.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Goddamnit. Luckily the police have body cameras. That call could’ve gone better.
Nice try, Hinge crossdresser.
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Nice try, Hinge crossdresser.
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
I know all your tricks. GUESS WHY?!?
WHOO! Booked my hair appointment 💈
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
WHOO! Booked my hair appointment 💈
somebody forgot their marijuana in the ambulance. HELL YEAH, MINE NOW!
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
somebody forgot their marijuana in the ambulance. HELL YEAH, MINE NOW!
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December 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Fuck. Why am I so high energy and happy?
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fuck. Why am I so high energy and happy?
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
I feel coked up. WHOO! AIR ASSAULT!
woke up. enrolled in paramedic program.
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
woke up. enrolled in paramedic program.
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
ordered a silicone zebra suit 🦓
“you’re drunk on power”
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“you’re drunk on power”
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
“you’re Satan”
yeah yeah yeah; you can tell it *all* to the judge, pal. psych patients, amirite?
of course the patient has Covid-19.
of course.
of course.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
of course the patient has Covid-19.
of course.
of course.
Horrible nightmares
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Horrible nightmares
yeah dating isn’t really going well.
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
yeah dating isn’t really going well.
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
so far I’ve gone out with bpd girl, cuckquean girl, race play girl, and crohn’s disease girl.
trans girl was promoted to friend.
the moral of the story is to keep gambling - one of these lottery tickets has gotta be a winner!
My ftm confidant got an orange jacket
We’re basically Kim & Harry
We’re basically Kim & Harry
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My ftm confidant got an orange jacket
We’re basically Kim & Harry
We’re basically Kim & Harry
my life is fucking terrible.
i hate being mentally ill.
i hate being mentally ill.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my life is fucking terrible.
i hate being mentally ill.
i hate being mentally ill.
Behold! The full English breakfast 🥂
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Behold! The full English breakfast 🥂
i gave a hooker at the gas station 6 of my beers. merry christmas 🎄
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i gave a hooker at the gas station 6 of my beers. merry christmas 🎄
at the lakeshore. the hypothermia would kill me. not today. guess i’ll go to my date
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
at the lakeshore. the hypothermia would kill me. not today. guess i’ll go to my date
Mr. Snuffles got into the cheese. I am now unintentionally on the waiting list for Rayna The Dachsund, so hopefully that mortgage goes thru. Brought coffee cake + coffee in for the office girls since I’m off today. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Mr. Snuffles got into the cheese. I am now unintentionally on the waiting list for Rayna The Dachsund, so hopefully that mortgage goes thru. Brought coffee cake + coffee in for the office girls since I’m off today. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃