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i’ve read enough. give me ten.
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i’ve read enough. give me ten.
i have to go, my home planet needs me
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i have to go, my home planet needs me
at da club straight up blowin it
and by it i mean
my bubba
and by it i mean
my bubba
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
at da club straight up blowin it
and by it i mean
my bubba
and by it i mean
my bubba
let’s be upside down with papa
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
let’s be upside down with papa
hmm your point is interesting but have you considered i am the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
hmm your point is interesting but have you considered i am the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?
Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) dir. George A. Romero
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) dir. George A. Romero
you ever get your lunch ready to put in the oven then wander away to do some stuff and come back at lunchtime and there’s your cold lunch still sitting on the sink and your oven empty af
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
you ever get your lunch ready to put in the oven then wander away to do some stuff and come back at lunchtime and there’s your cold lunch still sitting on the sink and your oven empty af
there can be only one
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
there can be only one
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
will you ship to australia?
can i come over and do this to u
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
can i come over and do this to u
this is me. when you’re being mean to me: this is me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
this is me. when you’re being mean to me: this is me.
in a waiting room for an eye doctor and i am comfortably thirty years younger than the median age. i’ve already had a knee replacement. future looking great!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
in a waiting room for an eye doctor and i am comfortably thirty years younger than the median age. i’ve already had a knee replacement. future looking great!!
all life has value. be kind to the little things.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
all life has value. be kind to the little things.
i don’t care if i’m out of line
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i don’t care if i’m out of line
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
i’m from queens my name’s nanny fine
> Be me
> Have bad knees
> That’s it
> Have bad knees
> That’s it
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
> Be me
> Have bad knees
> That’s it
> Have bad knees
> That’s it
waking up to go to work after dreaming of work
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
waking up to go to work after dreaming of work