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Friday Blaise aka Danielle Lily Squirts
@fridayblaise.bsky.social
570 followers 2.7K following 80 posts
Non-stop hedonistic force of kinkysexual nature. I require integrity and a willingness to explore my erotic desires. I offer the same in return.
http://daniellesquirts.com
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fridayblaise.bsky.social
Happy to book, but i am #notapizza nor do i teleport and with that many OKs and years of experience how does he not know better by now? He didn't even visit/def didn't read my site, and he was prob late night high/drunk requesting. This, loves, lacks #goalorientation

#Bethepillow #alttext
This picture is very similar to one previously posted, also about #goalorientation. It features me, at the time a particularly not tan white woman with red hair and blue eyes - posing kneeling facing away but twisting back so one can still see the curve of my right breast. I am looking back at the camera over my right shoulder, with a big bright red lipstick smile. A multicolored striped rectangular pillow is between my legs on a burnt orange cushioned arm chair in a hotel. I am wearing a black bra and heels under a sheer black flock dotted baby doll. My bra is only hooked on the bottom. I forgot to take out my green spiral earrings so they are a lil incongruent. My left hand holds the back of the chair. My right hand is on my head, elbow to the roof.
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
At least one "RU Aval?" per day after 21 years. Men, i love y'all, but the arrested development crisis is real. Help your fellow boys become men by teaching them marginalization and sexism is wrong so they can be this winner. How do i know they are not just stupid?

#alttext - all 2000 characters
Well, it is because this biz is as old as time. So is McDonalds. Yet, no one walks into McDonalds and asks to be told what is on the menu. It is in plain sight/readily available in other forms for those who are not sighted. So are our ads/sites and instructions on how to book. They are not stupid. They are asshats. Some of them might actually be juveniles which is why we really cannot coddle this behavior. We ignore it or block it. It will never result in a date with any independent escort with a site/ads and we do not recommend you risk it with the rest - the rest: have pimps/bouncers, bait 'n switch, LEO, trafficked, under duress, desperate to the point you should just give them money and not ask anything of them until they are in a better place (until then it cannot be considered fully consensual) because this world is super hard! But you want to know what a winner looks like? Well, in this image the winner can hardly be seen at all because of all the pussy in the way. This is a hotel mirror shot. He is a white man sitting naked in a high backed armless chair facing the mirror. I, Danielle, a white woman with a darker tanned skin tone than he, am sitting on top of him, also facing the mirror. My hands are stretched overhead holding the Nikon mostly obscured by the flash reflection. My hair is tied back and my makeup was long fucked off by this point in our sexy-fun-time. I have a 'i am trying to concentrate on taking this pix but someone is eating my pussy" look on my face. He has his arms around me with his right hand on my sternum and his left hand on my belly. His face is hidden behind me but i promise he is biting my neck/shoulder. Kneeling on the floor in front of us, face in my pussy and on his erect member, ass in the mirror, is a naked dark skinned black Goddess with long black hair streaming almost down to her lubed butt, cheeks spread just enough to see just a hint of her slippery genitalia. Her arms are wrapped around both of us, grabbing his thighs.
January 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Issues with this new platform urlittlesecret (besides the ur)

T33N as a category? Nah

The site encourages (in a sketchy way) specificity about your location (bad idea) but even so the interface only allows selection from a drop down.

The title pitch vs the categories/profile options?
See #alttext
The title page of urlittlesecret reads: Empowering Independent Escorts The all in one platform for independent escorts to manage and grow their digital presence securely. This is in direct contrast to the information presented in the other two images on this post. Details in the alt text of those images. Clipped screenshot of the clickable Categories on the site urlittlesecret - notably the category TEEN is disturbing and again we see a contradiction between how the site is promoted/what the title screen indicates - that this site is intended for independent escorts only - vs the categories and profile selections provided. It is also notable what is missing such as ProDom, FMTY, Fetish Models The list of Categories: New Online Now Escorts Content Creators Webcam Teen Mature All categories For those of you who are not in person talent the problem with this is it will lead to the exact same clusterfuck we are currently experiencing with Tryst. I have personally experienced this twice recently while looking for talent to join me and my suitor. Weeding through all the non-escorts when half of then are being untruthful about being available for in person meets and the other half are lying AI scambots was tedious at best. If i were not motivated by money (and strapping on and fucking a strap-on virgin - twice - it is good to be me) i would have quit a lot sooner - so expecting suitors to keep digging when they are looking at spending money rather than making it is illogical. Granted, it is good to be the Queen - as an established talent with longevity they already know i am real - but for new talent it is a huge obstacle to their success. We (in-person talent of all categories, orientations and genders) need our sites to be for us only. The cam-talent and CC crowd have plenty of sites. clipped image of the "Profile type" dropdown selections when creating a profile on urlittlesecret. The options include: Independent Escort Webcam Content Creator Exotic Dancer This is in direct contrast to the previous image provided of the title page, which implies the site is intended for independent escorts only.
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
I updated the pix on P411 so you will see then in a couple of DAYS. Groan. Checks calendar to see if it is still 2026 or if we time traveled to '08.

No worries. All 4 pix are already on my site.
daniellesquirts.com/schedule.html

Oh, and here is one. 😎
A tanned Danielle with deep purple hair is kneeling on the hotel bed facing away for a lovely plump ass shot, twisting to her right to look back at the camera, with her right arm bent elbow to the roof touching her hair. Her left elbow can bee seen, left hand not visible on her left hip. She is wearing blue on black garter, stockings, bra and those same amazing blue stilettos i described in a previous alt text. There is a multicolored tree of life tapestry hanging over the window behind her, bordered on each side by the hotel decorative boring beige curtains. You don't care because you are looking at her ass and/or imagining what it would be like to grab it.
January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
How some gents will hesitantly/politely ask if it is ok to make an attire request - like it is going to be something so outrageous they feel the need to apologize in advance - only to ask for black garter, stockings, heels and red lipstick - like that isn't already the uniform - adorable. #alttext
A throwback pix from 2020. A top down from the nightstand shot of Danielle lying on her back horizontally across the bed - the headboard on her left, looking back at the camera over her right shoulder. She is in a modified 'happy baby' yoga pose, right ankle crossed in front of her left with her left arm hooked under her left knee, wrapped around her shin grabbing her right stiletto. Her right hand has been summoned to task by her relentlessly demanding genitalia. Her slate blue eyes are bright above rosed cheeks and lips, looking directly at the camera with a blissful closed lip smile. Her hair is a dark steely brunette, loose and messy as usual. She is all cleavage at this angle, wearing a two tone black and nude felt textured paisley bra, sheer black stockings and strappy black peekaboo stilettos. She is wearing a black garter but because of the angle and the pose it is mostly not visible other than one garter link connecting to the stocking at her right thigh. Danielle doesn't even own panties - but she has talented contemporaries she can recommend you to if that is your thing. :-)
January 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
By special request this is my first visit to #Augusta. Now would be a wonderful time for a southern bad boy or gentleman - either way you are gonna do what i want 😆 - to realize this is a team sport. Your teammate did the recruiting. You just gotta come close the sale to ensure future visits. 😝
A ivory skinned Danielle with red hair and even redder smiling lips is on a burnt orange cushioned arm chair lounging back in profile, face turned toward the camera, hair falling long behind her with her front leg bent knee to chest, back leg stretched long and high in a scissor kick pose. Her forward arm is bent across the arm of the chair while her other arm is bent with elbow to the sky playing with her hair.
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
The majority of my posts are about how i am bad at social media and good at life. Just keep thinking about it.

😎🤑😇
I creamy skinned danielle with red hair lounging inappropriately across the back of an orange arm chair with her legs stretching to the left of the frame, the closer one crossed over the other at the ankle. She is wearing sheer nude stockings with black trim and backseam, intricate strappy black stilettos, a frock dotted sheer black baby doll over a black garter belt and bra. Her head is tossed back looking straight up with her closer arm supporting her on the back of the chair and her farther hand on her head, elbow to the roof. The multi colored striped pillow previously positioned between her legs on a different alt text is now casually lying on the chair like a proper person would be sitting. The rest of the room is completely inconsequential and you would not notice it even if you could see the image.
January 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
It was once even more literal. The word fascist comes from fasces - which is a weapon that looks like this, and was used to beat or execute people to enforce obedience to the regime in power.
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
I feel you over there, making assumptions that are getting in the way of your own good time.

The cure is to read a few more words. #availablenow does not mean i am a pizza. It does not change the fact that i prefer planning when possible and it will never ever mean all requests are created equal.
A tan Danielle with dark hair sporting the forever freshly fucked look in royal blue on black garter, stockings, bra and heals. The heals are amazing. This isn't the best shot of them, but they are royal blue peekaboo slingbacks with silver inlay shining through a tight geometrical pattern. I am standing in a hotel room in an odd closet sized notch with walls on either side of me, legs spread so that my feet are at each edge of the space. My hands are on my hips like i am grabbing holsters drawing the eye to notice i am not wearing any panties and you can just see my lil party in the front biz down below bush. My head is turned to the side and i am looking back side eye at the camera. I am clearly a baddy.
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
This tour:
untrained roadie
Serial helper syndrome cost me a week (she was worth it)
blew an inside duly
replaced both tires
got my duly brakes done (iykyk)

...and the worst part about this tour?

The proprietary magnet charger for my vibrating butt plug got left in Austin.
I more tanned Danielle with darker hair sitting (not on a butt plug unfortunately!) in front of the mirror, knees to the side, black stilettos, one hand taking a selfie, the other holding the sheer royal blue robe open so you can see my garters - blue on black just like my bra.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
"I was like damn."

She has given 420 OKs and has 182 reviews so how do i get with her? Clearly she is real. I don't get it.

I tried texting at checkout time on her day of departure in '20. I tried again in '23, and '24, and today i did the exact same thing and still, nothing!
#alttext #bethepillow
You see, loves, this person lacks #goalorientation (and perhaps a few other things) as clearly he did not want to be the pillow badly enough. Well established providers like myself make it as simple as possible to get with us* and we are good communicators with clear instructions in our ads and on our sites. In my case, you simply visit my site and submit a booking request with as much notice as possible. Everyone who gets with us follows our process to post-orgasmic blissful success and all they needed was a bit of #goalorientation because we already did the rest. Show me your #tryhardon - i already showed you mine. If you cannot be bothered then neither can i. He didn't read the ad. He didn't read the site. He isn't gonna read my reply either. *"The situation is a lot more nuanced than that." ...while still keeping ourselves safe and protecting our contemporaries, the sites that support us and our ability to continue utilizing the many sites/companies we need to give suitors what they want when those companies would prefer we did not and certainly do not want us promoting that we utilize them. If there were an easier, faster way that still kept all this in check, we would be using it. Go ahead and invent it or make it legal for us to do so and we will. Until then, complete the booking request. Oh, yes, i am supposed to describe the picture. It features me, at the time a particularly not tan white woman with red hair and blue eyes - posing facing away but twisting back so one can still see my face in profile and the curve of my right breast - in a half kneel half squat with a multicolored striped rectangular pillow between my legs on a burnt orange cushioned arm chair in a hotel. I am wearing a black bra and heels under a sheer black flock dotted baby doll. My bra is only hooked on the bottom. I forgot to take out my green spiral earrings so they are a lil incongruent. My left hand holds the back of the chair. My right hand is on my head, elbow to the roof.
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Short notice/same day requests are like playing the lottery.

Not even a long shot until you at least purchase a ticket. (READ AS COMPLETE THE FUCKING BOOKING REQUEST.)

It is the difference btwn making my eyes roll back into my head or just making my eyes roll.

daniellesquirts.com/booking.html
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Not how gifts work. This is called a sale.
This is a screenshot of a promo offering a 20% bonus with purchase. It was promoted for a week in advance as being a gift. It states "OUR GIFT TO YOU" with an expiration date because it is not a gift it is a sale. You see, we (the target consumer on a members only site) have vaginas, so we are innately stupid and don't know the difference.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Show us your #tryhardon

We already showed you ours.
This is a screenshot from the FAQ page of my website. It is the second question, which is "Are you available?" . You can 'read' it on my site at http://daniellesquirts.com/faq.html Warning: If you proceed you will encounter snark. The first question is "Squirt?" :-)
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
So the post is limited to 300 but i can put 2000 characters in the alt text of an image? Y'all best get in the habit of reading those then cause i know all the words and they don't fit here.
Does Danielle really Squirt? No, Danielle Lilly Squirts. For a 21 year reign now. You have some catching up to do. I also have 5 prominent facial moles and three flesh removals hardly anyone ever notices but they never miss the scar in my cleavage. It used to be a keloid but i flattened it over time. I would not have if it were anywhere else on my body but it was in my freaking cleavage so it had to go. People thought i had been stabbed. I was not. I was consensually cut while teaching a class on Fear Play and Consensual Non-consent. I am a 601 deep end pervert. Vision impairment-smairment. We got this in spades. I will describe everything to you in juicy detail if you like, but you are gonna be able to hear and feel me and i am pretty fucking certain that is the best part anyway. I could prove it if more people would let me blindfold them. Men tend toward being too hung up on the visual if you ask me. You want to know what this is a pix of? I should get to the point? But i still have 1000 characters left! This is a top down selfie close up of my face, blue eyes, red at the time hair and braless down shirt peek of my all natural C's. I am wearing a lavender dress and a purple short sleeved cardigan. Light 'daytime' makeup. Black framed white bordered pix of purple lilies behind me on the wall. Still 650 characters to go! This would be much better in my voice. Too bad we can't record these alt texts cause i know you are listening to it being spoken by some robotic computer voice simulator and that is just never gonna be as sexy as my husky southern foul mouth. Queen of the unnecessary F bomb and proud of it. Jokem if they can't take a fuck. There is only one way to see me tho - and that is my way. I am told my site is not as friendly as it could be toward the vision impaired so if you are having trouble just reach out through email or text and we will sort it. My site is a dinosaur and there are profoundly personal reasons why i don't update it but i am here for ya.
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
I didn't just get here, you just got here.

Catch up on my dinosaur of a site!
12 new pix to kickstart this BlueSky
daniellesquirts.com/schedule.html

Tour 20/20'25

Dec
27-31 Raleigh

Jan
31-4 Charlotte Happy New Year!
4-7 Columbia
7-10 Charleston
10-14 Augusta
14-17 Atlanta
17-28 Birmingham
I feel amazing and i get everything very wet. Your vision impairment isn't even gonna slow me down. Wait until you hear my voice! I can read the back of a cereal box and get an erection.
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM