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Friday Blaise aka Danielle Lily Squirts
@fridayblaise.bsky.social
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Non-stop hedonistic force of kinkysexual nature. I require integrity and a willingness to explore my erotic desires. I offer the same in return.
http://daniellesquirts.com
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Friday Blaise aka Danielle Lily Squirts @fridayblaise.bsky.social · 4d
I didn't just get here, you just got here.

Catch up on my dinosaur of a site!
12 new pix to kickstart this BlueSky
daniellesquirts.com/schedule.html

Tour 20/20'25

Dec
27-31 Raleigh

Jan
31-4 Charlotte Happy New Year!
4-7 Columbia
7-10 Charleston
10-14 Augusta
14-17 Atlanta
17-28 Birmingham
I feel amazing and i get everything very wet. Your vision impairment isn't even gonna slow me down. Wait until you hear my voice! I can read the back of a cereal box and get an erection.
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ME: So its like "traps" were basically drag queens for Bush-era forum bisexuals but it became a booru tag porno slur kind of vibe so now you get like, Hardblush Third Way socmed-borne femboys downstream of it.
GROK: I've generated this photo of P Diddy killing you with a rock based on your input.
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Date enters the room, greetings and such, then:

Me: Apologies for it smelling like clam strips.
Him: 😕
Me: No, i mean not me! Literal clam strips. (opens fridge, presents evidence)
Him: Oh, those look delicious!

😝
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
@katecannes.bsky.social

Thank you so much for creating that starter pack list. I am not good at nor do i enjoy social media and have been procrastinating getting this bluesky going for months now - and now i know why. I was unknowingly waiting for you to make it infinitely easier!
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Not how gifts work. This is called a sale.
This is a screenshot of a promo offering a 20% bonus with purchase. It was promoted for a week in advance as being a gift. It states "OUR GIFT TO YOU" with an expiration date because it is not a gift it is a sale. You see, we (the target consumer on a members only site) have vaginas, so we are innately stupid and don't know the difference.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
Show us your #tryhardon

We already showed you ours.
This is a screenshot from the FAQ page of my website. It is the second question, which is "Are you available?" . You can 'read' it on my site at http://daniellesquirts.com/faq.html Warning: If you proceed you will encounter snark. The first question is "Squirt?" :-)
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
So i searched #oursky and followed a bunch of y'all. I am sure y'all will let me know if i followed some fakes. I follow SWers only leaning heavily toward in person escorts/proDom with zero discrimination and i will repost em. So if you only want to see a certain type this is not the feed for you.
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
So the post is limited to 300 but i can put 2000 characters in the alt text of an image? Y'all best get in the habit of reading those then cause i know all the words and they don't fit here.
Does Danielle really Squirt? No, Danielle Lilly Squirts. For a 21 year reign now. You have some catching up to do. I also have 5 prominent facial moles and three flesh removals hardly anyone ever notices but they never miss the scar in my cleavage. It used to be a keloid but i flattened it over time. I would not have if it were anywhere else on my body but it was in my freaking cleavage so it had to go. People thought i had been stabbed. I was not. I was consensually cut while teaching a class on Fear Play and Consensual Non-consent. I am a 601 deep end pervert. Vision impairment-smairment. We got this in spades. I will describe everything to you in juicy detail if you like, but you are gonna be able to hear and feel me and i am pretty fucking certain that is the best part anyway. I could prove it if more people would let me blindfold them. Men tend toward being too hung up on the visual if you ask me. You want to know what this is a pix of? I should get to the point? But i still have 1000 characters left! This is a top down selfie close up of my face, blue eyes, red at the time hair and braless down shirt peek of my all natural C's. I am wearing a lavender dress and a purple short sleeved cardigan. Light 'daytime' makeup. Black framed white bordered pix of purple lilies behind me on the wall. Still 650 characters to go! This would be much better in my voice. Too bad we can't record these alt texts cause i know you are listening to it being spoken by some robotic computer voice simulator and that is just never gonna be as sexy as my husky southern foul mouth. Queen of the unnecessary F bomb and proud of it. Jokem if they can't take a fuck. There is only one way to see me tho - and that is my way. I am told my site is not as friendly as it could be toward the vision impaired so if you are having trouble just reach out through email or text and we will sort it. My site is a dinosaur and there are profoundly personal reasons why i don't update it but i am here for ya.
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
fridayblaise.bsky.social
I didn't just get here, you just got here.

Catch up on my dinosaur of a site!
12 new pix to kickstart this BlueSky
daniellesquirts.com/schedule.html

Tour 20/20'25

Dec
27-31 Raleigh

Jan
31-4 Charlotte Happy New Year!
4-7 Columbia
7-10 Charleston
10-14 Augusta
14-17 Atlanta
17-28 Birmingham
I feel amazing and i get everything very wet. Your vision impairment isn't even gonna slow me down. Wait until you hear my voice! I can read the back of a cereal box and get an erection.
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM