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Lord Tentacles
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Meet Lord Tentacles, a leader whose "natural emissions" clear rooms faster than decisions. Draped in a struggling suit, everyone who meets him must breathe in his farts—an experience that brings tears to the eyes. Breathe in if you dare.
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Dear Corporate America,

Tonight’s special: A grilled lipoma, charred like your bloated hiring practices. Sides of crispy sebaceous filaments (your 'equal opportunity' lies) & blackhead nuggets (ATS scams). You wanted automation? Wash it down with your tears. Dessert’s a pink slip. #fyp #eat #food
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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🚨Breaking News!🚨

Lord Tentacles just invented a new cologne: Eau de Fart. Warning: Side effects include tears, regret, and questioning your life choices. 💨👃 #SmellThePower
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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If you can smell what Lord Tentacles is cooking… congratulations, you’ve survived the first date. The secret ingredient? Regret and last night’s chili.

#LordTentacles
#DatingWithStyle
#FartChallenge
#StinkEmpire
#ComedyGold
#LaughOutLoud
#SmellYouLater
#SniffTest
#OdorOverload
#EpicFails
November 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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When you try to sneak out a silent one in a crowded bar but it ends up being a LOUD, smelly betrayal. Sorry, folks, I’m blaming the guy next to me. #BarFarts #SilentButDeadlyFail #TooMuchTacoTuesday #Funny #fyp
November 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM