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Sidney
@frenziedroach.bsky.social
50+ metalhead, atheist, and gamer who is possibly the worst pirate on the Sea of Thieves.

Father of 5, Bi-sexual, and has ADHD.
I'm aware of the possible real life reasons the cards are gone. But from a story standpoint, I find this very dissatisfying. Who did the order lose? Pendragon? Madam Olivia, my beloved and trusted mentor, forgive my impertinence, but that was seasons ago - why the delay? What aren't you telling me?
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Yes, I went for it. No, I didn't win. Still debating if I should keep trying. Shaking pretty bad from the attempt.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Got reminded that I'm still a few pieces short of completing my Lucky Hand set for my Sloop.

I can't help but wonder if Jr and Mel are trying to pull me to their cause - because I had completely forgot these gifts give Doubloons (And now I want to farm them)
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Uhhh, well this is awkward.
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Indeed, I do. Sidney going back to her mystical roots.

Sloop got a retrofit as well.
October 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I adore this month. :)
October 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I put this on some of my socials last year, but it's worth repeating.

I love Halloween, aka "Free Candy Day" and can't wait to be see all those smiling kids on my porch with their bags open. I don't care if you say Trick or Treat not, it's Free Candy Day, come and get it!
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.
September 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I live maybe an hour out of Atlanta (with perfect traffic) and know people who go to Dragoncon every year. So naturally, this showed up in my feed today and gave me a chuckle. Especially the part about the so called "AI artist" needing to be escorted out by Police.
September 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This perfectly balanced assembly line was made possible by meds.

Honestly, I would not have had the patience and focus to set up these neat and orderly assembly lines in Satisfactory without my ADHD meds. The motivation I feel to do things I normally wouldn't has been refreshing.
August 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What's that skully?

Yeah, I agree. Life is really killin' the vibe here.

Yeah?... Uh huh?....

Why is it you're the only one who makes sense in this world? And they say I'm the crazy one...
August 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
*sigh*

My country fucking stinks.
August 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is me trying to get to Crooks Hollow when my Meds haven't kicked in yet. 😅
August 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So that's what you were up to. We missed you in school today.
August 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So I've personally witnessed. 😜
August 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I had nothing to do with it, I swear!
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Indeed they were.

I had my own Dunefolk Lala back in my FFXIV days. I sometimes miss that little munchkin, but Endwalker was a good place to walk away from the game satisfied. This is the only good shot I got left of her.
July 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
For the first time in over a month, my usual Wednesday morning slot for Sea of Thieves is completely open and free - and I can set sail once again.

And this is what I was greeted with as I exited the tavern. It felt like the game was welcoming home.
July 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Post a sea of thieves screenshot with no context.
May 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This was too funny to not share. (Great pizza joint, I just wish I lived closer to the nearest location)
May 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sometimes a good time is just putting on something new and idly strolling the outpost and beach.

@seaofthieves.com

#StyleOfThieves

Theme: Duvet Day
May 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I can't help but feel picked on right now.
May 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Seems I found my own set of skelly scrawls N. of Smuggler's bay. I thought the area smelt suspiciously of pajamas.
April 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don't know who this handsome devil is, but I get the feeling he really likes gold.
April 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM