Frenemy of the People
@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
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I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
8647
Nazi Fuckbucket?
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Nazi Fuckbucket?
Having been cut down in its youth, the innocent fir was trussed up with nylon. The human sicko cut it free in a false act of kindness, but soon the tree’s corpse will be decorated with lights and baubles!
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Having been cut down in its youth, the innocent fir was trussed up with nylon. The human sicko cut it free in a false act of kindness, but soon the tree’s corpse will be decorated with lights and baubles!
It’s the annual holiday horror:
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s the annual holiday horror:
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
“The Decorating of the Tree!”
In Technicolor!
Rated R for tree violence and language.
Usha Vance: “What the hell, JD? You’re telling people you want me to convert to Christianity? That does it, you’re sleeping on the couch!”
JD:
JD:
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Usha Vance: “What the hell, JD? You’re telling people you want me to convert to Christianity? That does it, you’re sleeping on the couch!”
JD:
JD:
Oh, you know, just establishing boundaries…
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh, you know, just establishing boundaries…
Looking forward to this.
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
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‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
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November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Looking forward to this.
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
apple.news/AAHsnHpFfT5q...
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video - The Hollywood Reporter
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The Internet is broken. Oh, well, it had a good run.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Internet is broken. Oh, well, it had a good run.
Another day in IT:
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Another day in IT:
Reached 10k miles on my 2025 BMW i4, five days ahead of its first anniversary in my possession.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reached 10k miles on my 2025 BMW i4, five days ahead of its first anniversary in my possession.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
Got a ways to go to match my 2013 Mercedes-Benz E350 (100k) or my 1999 M-B CLK320 (189k). Still drive those two on alternate weekends on my Sunday morning Krispy Kreme run.
From the old bird site:
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
From the old bird site:
My proposed design for the Steam Machine:
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My proposed design for the Steam Machine:
So, WTF is the National Guard going do about the vacancy rate, Donny? Open a Spencer’s?
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So, WTF is the National Guard going do about the vacancy rate, Donny? Open a Spencer’s?
I used to call him ‘Pumpkin Spice Palpatine’, but now he’s…
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I used to call him ‘Pumpkin Spice Palpatine’, but now he’s…
Watching the Trump economic implosion:
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Watching the Trump economic implosion:
Absolutely! You think for one minute there’s a place called “Britain”? Do your own research, sheeple!
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Absolutely! You think for one minute there’s a place called “Britain”? Do your own research, sheeple!
If you know what this is, congratulations! You’re old.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you know what this is, congratulations! You’re old.
Moon the morning
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Moon the morning
Thank you for your attention to this matter/energy equation.
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter/energy equation.
Just when you think the world has run its course, you discover they invented Thin Mint flavored Pop-Tarts, and the world seems new again.
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just when you think the world has run its course, you discover they invented Thin Mint flavored Pop-Tarts, and the world seems new again.
And its fiendish companion, an operations team that ignores maintenance windows:
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And its fiendish companion, an operations team that ignores maintenance windows:
I… wait, what?
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I… wait, what?