Frenemy of the People
@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
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I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
8647
Pinned
Think globally.
Act locally.
Scream internally.
Act locally.
Scream internally.
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If it is the stance of this administration that drugs are weapons in armed conflict … shouldn’t my right to bear those arms not be infringed?
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Not to brag, but my doctor says I have the health of a twenty year old!
btw, what are “dog years”?
btw, what are “dog years”?
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Not to brag, but my doctor says I have the health of a twenty year old!
btw, what are “dog years”?
btw, what are “dog years”?
Okay, I’ve beat this meme to death. Putting it on the back burner.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Okay, I’ve beat this meme to death. Putting it on the back burner.
“Is Donald Trump going to deport that criminal illegal immigrant who keeps breaking into little kids’ houses late at night? You know? What’s his name… Santa Claus?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Is Donald Trump going to deport that criminal illegal immigrant who keeps breaking into little kids’ houses late at night? You know? What’s his name… Santa Claus?”
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“Everyone thinks I’m a Boimler but I think I’m more of a Tendi.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Everyone thinks I’m a Boimler but I think I’m more of a Tendi.”
“Janet and I have decided to become swingers, so if anyone is interested we have a sign-up sheet outside.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Janet and I have decided to become swingers, so if anyone is interested we have a sign-up sheet outside.”
“What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck?”
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck?”
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So now MAGA is swatting Republicans in Indiana who don’t support redistricting.
When this is all over, we need to go after MAGA the way we went after the KKK.
When this is all over, we need to go after MAGA the way we went after the KKK.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
So now MAGA is swatting Republicans in Indiana who don’t support redistricting.
When this is all over, we need to go after MAGA the way we went after the KKK.
When this is all over, we need to go after MAGA the way we went after the KKK.
“Well, it was a shock to me as well, but turns out I’m a natural sub.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“Well, it was a shock to me as well, but turns out I’m a natural sub.”
“Can I get a WHOOP WHOOP?”
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Can I get a WHOOP WHOOP?”
Ah, yes. The sound of a two-stroke engine powering an asphalt cutter right outside my office window. Such a beautiful sound 🤬🤬🤬
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ah, yes. The sound of a two-stroke engine powering an asphalt cutter right outside my office window. Such a beautiful sound 🤬🤬🤬
Putin’s peace plan is to leave Ukraine in pieces.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Putin’s peace plan is to leave Ukraine in pieces.
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"I don't think I'm going to come to these anymore. People are putting words in my mouth."
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"I don't think I'm going to come to these anymore. People are putting words in my mouth."
“Artificial Intelligence will never be able to beat Natural Stupidity.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Artificial Intelligence will never be able to beat Natural Stupidity.”
It’s that time of year!
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s that time of year!
“Put me in, coach!”
(gets tackled)
“Take me out, coach!”
(gets tackled)
“Take me out, coach!”
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
“Put me in, coach!”
(gets tackled)
“Take me out, coach!”
(gets tackled)
“Take me out, coach!”
“I’ve been standing here since 1943 can I please sit down now?”
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“I’ve been standing here since 1943 can I please sit down now?”
It’s Election Day in Georgia. Runoffs are being held for those contests where no one won a majority.
Remember to vote!
Remember to vote!
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
It’s Election Day in Georgia. Runoffs are being held for those contests where no one won a majority.
Remember to vote!
Remember to vote!
“Imma just say it: Sterling Archer’s father was Ash Williams.”
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Imma just say it: Sterling Archer’s father was Ash Williams.”