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Etienne
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I fucking called Sylux being Metroid Prime 4. It's not a bad thing i'm glad there finally tying up that loose end but I called it!
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I saw a video on my home page titled "Greed is destroying the world." But I read it as "Creed is destroying the world."
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Calcium is useless for someone like me who has surpassed the need for non-metal bones the path to ascension is not easy and it is painful (You have to get hit by a car or into car accidents multiple times) but it can be done
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@attisboy.bsky.social Looks like an interesting co-op game to try sometime www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8bm...
Plague Doctor: Life in Pestilence - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wait wait wait. IT'S SPRITE CRANBERRY SEASON
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me looking at the big red button on the backpack nuke my teammate is wearing:
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You know warner bros is fucked when Netflix can afford to buy them
Netflix is now in exclusive talks to acquire Warner Bros after the bidding war

If they agree to a deal and then it gets blocked, Netflix will still pay Warner Bros $5B

(via The Wrap)
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My favorite history shitpost has to be the Finno-Korean Hyperwar
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I love how the best modern Halo experiences you can have is booting up Helldivers 2, put on the ODST armor and go fight the illuminate. And with the way Campaign Evolved looks it's going to remain that way
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The reason Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 worked is because of Valve i'm sorry that's just fact. We haven't forgotten about Back 4 Blood which was just a shameless cash in on the Left 4 Dead name
'Left 4 Dead' creator Mike Booth's new 4-player co-op shooter will be a console exclusive for PlayStation 5 🎮

• Developed by Bad Robot Games

• Builds on the foundations of 'Left 4 Dead'

• It will also release on PC
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Summer enjoyers are actual psychopaths. Yes I too love high heat and humidity so bad that it makes me feel uncomfortable in my own skin I fucking love sweating to death from doing absolutely fucking nothing it's great
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This years Christmas Crustacean is a old lobster. Look at him go
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How to ruin your chances in the next American election 101 with the republican party: "Oh cars have emergency breaks and alarms that tell you a child is in the backseat? Yeah get rid of those."
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Actually just Mordor now
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Have some old gameplay my wife recorded. idk why she just wanted to
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I hate the idea of detoxing your body. YOUR BODY DOES IT ON IT'S OWN AND BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The government agent guarding the Epstein files:
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
MTG card idea. Wakka. He calls your opponents card a slur causing them to discard it
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So apparently Dispatch was made with Critical role and yeah I could tell cause literally everyone is horny all the time. I'm sorry i'm sure it's a good game but when everyone is horny all the time I can't take a game seriously
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My guilty pleasure is reading the worst YA novels I can find to kill any brain cells I have
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me dropping a bomb on those fuck ass colonials when Foxhole drops the airborn update
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Saw a video suggesting that state of decay 2 is better than both the first left 4 dead and first dead rising. No no no bitch don't even try that shit you can like state of decay 2 but don't justify it by trying to say it's better than the 2 most beloved zombie games
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fuck yeah another predator reference warbond
First look at Python Commandos, the new Helldivers 2 Premium Warbond dropping Dec 2

Full intel: play.st/49AoF8T
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM