Sapient Alphabet Soup
@freezair.bsky.social
Made good word liker, also things that go beep and boop.
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I think it's time for me to bring back a classic: Hitting "Random" on the Mario Wiki and Seeing What Obscure Characters You Can Find!
Love these little guys; wanna try making one IRL
www.mariowiki.com/Blockafeller
Love these little guys; wanna try making one IRL
www.mariowiki.com/Blockafeller
It's raining in Southern Arizona today, so... Happy Wet Christmas, everybody!
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's raining in Southern Arizona today, so... Happy Wet Christmas, everybody!
TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 🩲
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE! 🩲
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Former Rareware staffer Gregg Mayles just dropped the entire plan behind Banjo-Kazooie, Tooie, and DK64’s Stop ‘n’ Swop including a bit about a special DK bust (found in some strategy guides) that would have unlocked DK and the Kongs in multiplayer on Banjo-Tooie!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Former Rareware staffer Gregg Mayles just dropped the entire plan behind Banjo-Kazooie, Tooie, and DK64’s Stop ‘n’ Swop including a bit about a special DK bust (found in some strategy guides) that would have unlocked DK and the Kongs in multiplayer on Banjo-Tooie!!!
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If I win the lottery, I’m having this installed in my living room.
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If I win the lottery, I’m having this installed in my living room.
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~ italian christmas cookies, on your timeline ~
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
~ italian christmas cookies, on your timeline ~
OoCQotD: "Don't forget the crossdressing horse!"
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
OoCQotD: "Don't forget the crossdressing horse!"
Someone brought a 👌 cheeseball today...
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Someone brought a 👌 cheeseball today...
One of the canonical female weeb experiences is showing Princess Tutu to your male friends, being like, "I swear you guys, this WILL be impossibly dope, you just need to give it a few episodes, You Gotta Believe Me..."
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
One of the canonical female weeb experiences is showing Princess Tutu to your male friends, being like, "I swear you guys, this WILL be impossibly dope, you just need to give it a few episodes, You Gotta Believe Me..."
I was gonna post a picture of the gingerbread I decorated for the Week of Treats at work, but I got embarrassed by my gross toaster oven in the background so just imagine how cute they are.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I was gonna post a picture of the gingerbread I decorated for the Week of Treats at work, but I got embarrassed by my gross toaster oven in the background so just imagine how cute they are.
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
Suffice to say, there have been a LOT of jokes in the past 48 hours.
"Did Prince design this interface?"
In response to "I've never seen anything like this!": "No, you wouldn't have, would you, MacKenzie..."
"Did Prince design this interface?"
In response to "I've never seen anything like this!": "No, you wouldn't have, would you, MacKenzie..."
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Suffice to say, there have been a LOT of jokes in the past 48 hours.
"Did Prince design this interface?"
In response to "I've never seen anything like this!": "No, you wouldn't have, would you, MacKenzie..."
"Did Prince design this interface?"
In response to "I've never seen anything like this!": "No, you wouldn't have, would you, MacKenzie..."
I'm pretty sure that what the developers of Prime 4 were going for with the Lamourn aesthetic was lotuses/chakra, to go with the whole "psychic powers" theme the game has going on, but... come ON, man.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm pretty sure that what the developers of Prime 4 were going for with the Lamourn aesthetic was lotuses/chakra, to go with the whole "psychic powers" theme the game has going on, but... come ON, man.
It appears that The New Guy Everyone Hates in Prime 4 is literally just the Metroid fan character I made in high school, so honestly, he's cool with me.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It appears that The New Guy Everyone Hates in Prime 4 is literally just the Metroid fan character I made in high school, so honestly, he's cool with me.
Oh to be a little rabbit in a waistcoat in a snug burrow under the snow and serving figgy pudding to all my woodland friends
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh to be a little rabbit in a waistcoat in a snug burrow under the snow and serving figgy pudding to all my woodland friends
I'm gonna put up my treeeee tonight! I'm gonna put up my treeeee tonight!
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm gonna put up my treeeee tonight! I'm gonna put up my treeeee tonight!
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-activates festive mode-
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
-activates festive mode-
I am at the stage in the ear worm life cycle where it is no longer funny and I am actually getting pretty tired of this song
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am at the stage in the ear worm life cycle where it is no longer funny and I am actually getting pretty tired of this song
Tonight, I get to admit how I always wussed out of "Night on Bald Mountain" at the end of Fantasia.
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tonight, I get to admit how I always wussed out of "Night on Bald Mountain" at the end of Fantasia.
After watching the entirety of MST3K and wrapping up the entire UK run of Taskmaster, Math and I have embarked upon a new watching project: The entirety of the Disney Animated Canon, in order.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
After watching the entirety of MST3K and wrapping up the entire UK run of Taskmaster, Math and I have embarked upon a new watching project: The entirety of the Disney Animated Canon, in order.
OoCQotD: "You're only saying that because you think eating a peanut butter sandwich made with two slices of crusty flatbread in the Canadian wilderness sounds lovely!"
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
OoCQotD: "You're only saying that because you think eating a peanut butter sandwich made with two slices of crusty flatbread in the Canadian wilderness sounds lovely!"
OoCQotD: "Louis Pastuer should have been allowed to beat up a COUPLE guys with robotic arms. As a treat."
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
OoCQotD: "Louis Pastuer should have been allowed to beat up a COUPLE guys with robotic arms. As a treat."
Right now, the weather is at that perfect place where mornings are precisely the right temperature to enjoy burrowing into your blankets when you annoyingly wake up at 5 when you can still sleep in for an hour, but not, like, freezing cold.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Right now, the weather is at that perfect place where mornings are precisely the right temperature to enjoy burrowing into your blankets when you annoyingly wake up at 5 when you can still sleep in for an hour, but not, like, freezing cold.
I accidentally two advent calendars this year. Is it OK if I start opening one in November?
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I accidentally two advent calendars this year. Is it OK if I start opening one in November?
I was today years old when I realized that the kids in Nightmare Before Christmas who get the evil doll (which kind of has mouse ears) and fanged ducky are wearing Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck pajamas, respectively.
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was today years old when I realized that the kids in Nightmare Before Christmas who get the evil doll (which kind of has mouse ears) and fanged ducky are wearing Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck pajamas, respectively.
What is it about spinach that makes it the most tooth-stickular of all vegetables?
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What is it about spinach that makes it the most tooth-stickular of all vegetables?