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"I can change!"; "You'll still be you."
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different album but iykyk
Swimmers (anthems for a twenty eight year old boy)
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Late nineties bedroom rock for the missionaries Captured anthems for empty bathtubs
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Anthems for a seventeen year old girl
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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automatic for the people
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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bluesky user free-or-best-offer writes "gonna need a bigger boat stuck", in reference to the film Jaws (1975)
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Canadian Trump: our man Dougie knows how to work a crowd, but is dumb as a bag of hammers at policy #CDNpoli
photo of white man at political podium, dumping out whiskey, with CBC news captions: "Premier Ford pours out bottle of Crown Royal to protest Diageo closing an Ontario plant. Doug Ford said the company is 'dumb as a bag of hammers' for planning to close its Amherstburg plant."
September 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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climate change makes weather weird
CBC map of Canada with colour-coded dots for wildfires, but the three-part legend is replaced by "Party rocking", "in the house", "Tonight" (a reference to party rock group LMFAO)
August 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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god
guns
family
10 wooden slats, painted as a USA flag, with lower bars staring "GOD, GUNS FAMILY"
July 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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post an unusual sign if you feel like it
Homemade "Dead End" sign, with legit shape, but janky lettering Stop sign, but in the wrong font, looking uncanny
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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post an unusual sign if you feel like it
sign reading "No French products sold here", followed by "God Bless America" in superfluous quotation marks.
June 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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love this rave flyer that printed the ticket QR in such high contrast that phone cameras can't read it
Close-up photo of QR code, featuring partial text ".13.202" torn poster stating "amper 004" repetitively, then "rave 11pm–8am 06.13.2025", and a QR code
June 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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me in the national security group chat
cartoon characters Bart and Marge Simpson sitting on couch, Bart sheepish and Marge grimacing, with caption "Shot 'em all and let God sort 'en out!"
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Post a fictional character who would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains.
still from film Home Alone, showing John Candy as Gus Polinski, the Polka King of the Midwest
March 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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can't believe franks red hot is discontinuing the THICK SAUCE fisting lube
close up of sauce bottle, with label "Frank's RedHot THICK SAUCE ÉPAISSE, Garlic Parmesan Ail et L parmesan
February 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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sketch of a theoretical pizza shape, a long rectangle sliced into alternating triangles
February 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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1st panel: Luigi Mangione skeptical about the words "chief executive officer". 2nd panel: Luigi looks closer, and is intrigued by "execut"
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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prototyping a card game,
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TRUMP,
trick-taking with only suits
Three playing cards with scrawled text: "ROCK"; "PAPER"; "[SCISSORS]";
February 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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today's empires, tomorrows ashes
Propagandhi lyrics, Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes: "The tangled webs they weave span from Pine to Ruby Ridge, way back from Shay’s defeat on up to Gustafsen (now cue the ass parade of ditto-heads and commissars and pricks to drown out this faintest threat of commie faggot heretics). Conclusion: the nail that sticks up gets hammered down and the master’s finest tools are found slack-jawed and placid amidst the cacophony of screaming billboards and Disney-fied history. Sometimes the ties that bind are strange: no justice shines upon the cemetery plots marked Hampton, Weaver or Anna-Mae where Federal Bureaus and Fraternal Orders have cast their shadows; permanent features built into these borders. But undercover of the customary gap we find between History and Truth, the Founding Fathers bask in the rocket’s blinding red glare. The bombs bursting in air. One nation. Indivisible? The truth is when the back-country learned of ratification the People had a coffin painted black and solemnly borne in funeral procession, they buried it deep in the earth as an emblem of the dissolution and internment of their Publick Liberty. Someday, somewhere, today’s empires are tomorrow’s ashes."
February 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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AI is making snacks, which taste great but look shit
close-up of Biswki Sea Creatures baked cheese cracker, jankily resembling a clown fish with a somehow leathery, hollow face close-up of Biswki Sea Creatures baked cheese cracker, in a whale-adjacent shape, featuring what are perhaps 1 hollow eye, 2 partial mouths, and 2 non-quite fins A box of "Biswki Sea Creatures / Créatures marines" baked cheese crackers, in similar shapes and colours to the popular Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, but with janky faces, e.g. a whale-adjacent blob with an uncanny non-face
February 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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``I Who Have Never Known Men`` is an astounding novella, like a handmaid's tale bottle episode, futurist survival horror memoir
book cover, featuring a thin ladder extending upwards into a flat sky, with text "I Who Have Never Known Men, Jacqueline Harpman, translated by Ros Schwartz"
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Ezra Klein was talking shit / complimenting you and Aubrey
Screenshot of Ezra Klein transcript, reading "You look at what get called the bro podcasts, and they’re very self-improvement focused. The left, on the other hand, is very therapeutic focused. **There were big podcasts on the left in this period, like “Maintenance Phase,” that were very hostile to most self-improvement cultures.** And I’ve actually thought this is a much bigger division line in our politics."
January 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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La Meridana, Mango Habanero, it's mild and sweet
Illustration of woman in field, collecting peppers, with text "La Meridana Hot Sauce"
January 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
a raccoon begins to wash cotton candy in water, unaware it will disintegrate imminently
January 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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'we have goldfish at home' type crackers
A box of "Biswki Sea Creatures / Créatures marines" baked cheese crackers, in similar shapes and colours to the popular Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, but with janky faces, e.g. a whale-adjacent blob with an uncanny non-face close-up of Biswki Sea Creatures baked cheese cracker, jankily resembling a clown fish with a somehow leathery, hollow face close-up of Biswki Sea Creatures baked cheese cracker, in a whale-adjacent shape, featuring what are perhaps 1 hollow eye, 2 partial mouths, and 2 non-quite fins
January 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
Todd from Bojack Horseman
December 26, 2024 at 6:19 AM