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"I can change!"; "You'll still be you."
"I can change!"; "You'll still be you."
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foreign oligarch hired me to be a sock puppet account,
but he didn't get enough bribes to decide which disinfo to do, so we're more like a creator house.
pay sucks, but we've got a hot tub.
but he didn't get enough bribes to decide which disinfo to do, so we're more like a creator house.
pay sucks, but we've got a hot tub.
I refuse masc4masc, you can keep your face diapers, I trust my immune system
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I refuse masc4masc, you can keep your face diapers, I trust my immune system
I have always been an ally to marginalized people --- I too hate butter
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I have always been an ally to marginalized people --- I too hate butter
my brother who drove through San Francisco once said they say Happy New Queer, can anyone confirm
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
my brother who drove through San Francisco once said they say Happy New Queer, can anyone confirm
Dad's showing us the funny home movies he digitized, but mostly someone's crying in them, and I think he's just now realizing we had a mediocre childhood
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Dad's showing us the funny home movies he digitized, but mostly someone's crying in them, and I think he's just now realizing we had a mediocre childhood
told my uncle that in New York, we're dreaming of a multi-racial Christmas, and he had to go vape in his truck to calm down
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
told my uncle that in New York, we're dreaming of a multi-racial Christmas, and he had to go vape in his truck to calm down
I hate gay Christmas. What is even a faggy pudding
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I hate gay Christmas. What is even a faggy pudding
I hate gay Christmas. What do you mean we're douching the halls
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I hate gay Christmas. What do you mean we're douching the halls
I hate gay Christmas. What do you mean you got me a ticket to turkey, I just need to split the airbnb
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I hate gay Christmas. What do you mean you got me a ticket to turkey, I just need to split the airbnb
his coworkers hearing the news:
we should put screens on volcanoes
we should put screens on volcanoes
i found the guy who invented gas pump ads and threw him into a volcano
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
his coworkers hearing the news:
we should put screens on volcanoes
we should put screens on volcanoes
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if it wouldn't be damning evidence in court, then it's not a good post
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if it wouldn't be damning evidence in court, then it's not a good post
the promise of the AT proto
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
the promise of the AT proto
maybe I was naive,
but I never interpreted René Girard saying his observations were prescriptive or inevitable,
just that it's how we got to where we are
but I never interpreted René Girard saying his observations were prescriptive or inevitable,
just that it's how we got to where we are
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
maybe I was naive,
but I never interpreted René Girard saying his observations were prescriptive or inevitable,
just that it's how we got to where we are
but I never interpreted René Girard saying his observations were prescriptive or inevitable,
just that it's how we got to where we are
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I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the Edmund Fitzgerald
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the Edmund Fitzgerald
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I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're back to work legislation
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're back to work legislation
Canadian men are like vampires --- they need to be invited in.
Also they have strong feelings on The Weakerthans
Also they have strong feelings on The Weakerthans
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Canadian men are like vampires --- they need to be invited in.
Also they have strong feelings on The Weakerthans
Also they have strong feelings on The Weakerthans
like twins, they finish each other's whispered half sentences
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
like twins, they finish each other's whispered half sentences
my brother came out of the coma,
first with a smug told you so about how well his PayPal stocks did,
but then kinda worried that the PayPal guys orchestrate a global fascist resurgence
first with a smug told you so about how well his PayPal stocks did,
but then kinda worried that the PayPal guys orchestrate a global fascist resurgence
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
my brother came out of the coma,
first with a smug told you so about how well his PayPal stocks did,
but then kinda worried that the PayPal guys orchestrate a global fascist resurgence
first with a smug told you so about how well his PayPal stocks did,
but then kinda worried that the PayPal guys orchestrate a global fascist resurgence
my brother came out of the coma, but doesn't believe the guy from Fear Factor used his immense cultural influence to elect the guy from The Apprentice president.
"Next you're gonna tell me Jeff Probst runs the department of education!"
No man, Education is run by the villain from pro wrestling
"Next you're gonna tell me Jeff Probst runs the department of education!"
No man, Education is run by the villain from pro wrestling
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
my brother came out of the coma, but doesn't believe the guy from Fear Factor used his immense cultural influence to elect the guy from The Apprentice president.
"Next you're gonna tell me Jeff Probst runs the department of education!"
No man, Education is run by the villain from pro wrestling
"Next you're gonna tell me Jeff Probst runs the department of education!"
No man, Education is run by the villain from pro wrestling
Listen French food, nobody needs another fucking egg dessert
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Listen French food, nobody needs another fucking egg dessert
i hate Canadian halloween. what do you mean en mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i hate Canadian halloween. what do you mean en mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix
i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you are a runner and i am my father's son
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you are a runner and i am my father's son
i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're a ride on a purple airplane
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're a ride on a purple airplane