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Wow, you would think people would move away!
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Wow, you would think people would move away!
Your mind races with exciting possibilities as stare at the box
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Your mind races with exciting possibilities as stare at the box
Oh yeah for sure I'm always afraid to mess with stuff like that
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Oh yeah for sure I'm always afraid to mess with stuff like that
The box explodes horrifically at the birthday party, 28 children and 3 adults (including yourself) die in the explosion
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The box explodes horrifically at the birthday party, 28 children and 3 adults (including yourself) die in the explosion
Hahaha oh man, that is brutal
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hahaha oh man, that is brutal
Nothing happens
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Nothing happens
The toolbox catches your eye, it's corners gleaming in the moonlight that fills the room. You stare at it, wondering what treasures might dwell within.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The toolbox catches your eye, it's corners gleaming in the moonlight that fills the room. You stare at it, wondering what treasures might dwell within.
I think you were onto something with trying to get rid of it but alas
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I think you were onto something with trying to get rid of it but alas
That 17 year old kid is gonna have a rough third day on the job, that's for sure
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
That 17 year old kid is gonna have a rough third day on the job, that's for sure
Not gonna lie if I opened up a toolbox and it was filled with shit I would definitely be like "lmao of course this would happen to me"
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Not gonna lie if I opened up a toolbox and it was filled with shit I would definitely be like "lmao of course this would happen to me"
The box just sits there as you do all this
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The box just sits there as you do all this
As you lift the box to throw it, the moron triggers the explosive trap within it. The explosion obliterates you.
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
As you lift the box to throw it, the moron triggers the explosive trap within it. The explosion obliterates you.
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
*nodding, rolling dice*
You are brutally disintegrated in a horrific conflagration, starting with your penis
You are brutally disintegrated in a horrific conflagration, starting with your penis
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*nodding, rolling dice*
You are brutally disintegrated in a horrific conflagration, starting with your penis
You are brutally disintegrated in a horrific conflagration, starting with your penis
Relatable
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Relatable
The toolbox sits in front of you, motionless
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The toolbox sits in front of you, motionless
Since you rolled a 20 I'll say you can tell that it would be difficult to move without triggering the explosives. Possible, but you'd have to move very carefully
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Since you rolled a 20 I'll say you can tell that it would be difficult to move without triggering the explosives. Possible, but you'd have to move very carefully
The suspicious tools blast through your body as the toolbox explodes
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The suspicious tools blast through your body as the toolbox explodes
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
Looks like quite a lot!
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Looks like quite a lot!
The toolbox explodes, and the shrapnel from the slightly larger toolbox around it only makes the explosion more dangerous
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The toolbox explodes, and the shrapnel from the slightly larger toolbox around it only makes the explosion more dangerous
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
It is, yeah
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It is, yeah
I can understand this for sure! When I first moved away and didn't really know people yet I'd do similar stuff
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I can understand this for sure! When I first moved away and didn't really know people yet I'd do similar stuff
Oh man sorry I meant to say traditional Thanksgiving FOOD - I accidentally a word. Basically celebrating the holiday but not doing turkey and stuffing and all that
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh man sorry I meant to say traditional Thanksgiving FOOD - I accidentally a word. Basically celebrating the holiday but not doing turkey and stuffing and all that
I'm guessing this is probably not a super atypical experience among children of immigrants so are still in the process of acclimating - or maybe folks that have done other stuff for different reasons
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm guessing this is probably not a super atypical experience among children of immigrants so are still in the process of acclimating - or maybe folks that have done other stuff for different reasons
That's a great attitude!!! Rip by the way
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That's a great attitude!!! Rip by the way