"i don't want to die alone in my apartment and get eaten by my cats" well why not? it's probably better closure for them than you just disappearing one day and never coming back. and who doesn't like an exotic snack? feed me to my cats if i die elsewhere please

I have this forecast I should not be sweating in my own home in october

woke up and the cat had somehow gotten into the cabinet under the sink and fully chewed/ate an ant trap. he’s fine, just an absolute MONSTER

this is otherworldly generosity made possible by a career of earning HEALTHY RESIDUALS

we started a deep cleaning this morning and it’s going great except we got food and ciders and now I’m sleeeeeepy

ordered this moth dress and got a couple shirts & apron from the big bud press sample sale. currently in a spending era which is bad but also the world is ending so who cares

I had my performance review at work today and I got the standard raise and a bonus! that was nice! not as nice was when I made a few suggestions to make things more fun and my boss said “can you suggest something that my boss will say yes to?” like lol okay girl

I finally started strange new worlds! I like it a lot, and the opening credits are very cool with our lights

got delayed through denver on the way home (and the way there) but we’re finally on the way and we had a cute lil rainbow to send us off