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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞

❝ Those'll do. ❞

Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.

〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞

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❝ I think if I did, a small country would lose power. ❞

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❝ Good question! I nicked it off some- ❞

[ "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯-" ]

❝ I think i'm supposed to do something with it. ❞

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[ outside, once again... ]

❝ Huh, must've been the wind. ❞

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[ meanwhile, from the ethereal planes of the Matrix of Leadership, the Allspark, whatever the hell it's called nowadays. ]

❝ PLEASE... for the love of Primus, 𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙉 𝙐𝙎 to Optimus Prime! You've introduced us to smells we couldn't possibly have known or tolerated before! ❞

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❝ I 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 feel like I need to do something... something important... something that's been in the backburner of my mind for almost a year, I think! ❞

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<- this thing does

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