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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑬,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑼𝑵𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑫,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐈𝐗 !!!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #HORRORRP #OCRP

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July 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM


@everyone Frank, an eight year old thirty two year old with a sense of extreme violence, glides on his bulldozer across the destroyed asphalt over the Denny's parking lot. The roar of the truck blends with the distant screams of everyone as he enjoys the pointless destruction.

August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM


the guy with no ears

July 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM


I'm gonna

. . .

June 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM


❝ muh... midnight spankle.... ❞

June 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM


❝ Is this broad botherin' ya? Come back to bed. ❞

[ SEXY_SAXOPHONE.MP3 ]
June 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM


❝ Man, chief, ya never met the Sawyer family. ❞

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Stealing faces has to be the MOST -——— ... Sounds like something the D.J.D. would do ...

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May 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
May 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM


rep

May 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞

❝ Those'll do. ❞

Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.

〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞

April 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM


it's the "this is GLORPSHIT" thing creature

May 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM


❝ You know, I can't help but feel that my fists have banished some poor soul to the Twilight Zone. Or maybe it's the government trying to hypnotize me into misremembering historical events again. ❞

[ odd, blue, virtuous glow in his chest. ]

May 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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[ WHATISTHISTHINGWHATISTHATWHATWHATAUAUTYHGETITOFF ]
May 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM


❝ BONJOUR,
I'M


"CHEESED"


TO MEET YOU! ❞

May 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM


[ opening newspaper ]

❝ Huh. "Screaming infant holds philosophical debate with beloved Mcdonaldsland character "The Grimace" in an attempt to locate his two extra missing arms. Story developing."

I hate politics. ❞

April 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM


❝ Oh thank god. I thought they were serious for a moment! Good to know it was just a prank.

Hey do you know how to move a couch? ❞

PRIME? their wish-washy union is nothing more than a 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘵 to push a primacy agenda. one which perpetuated our oppression, might i add.


[ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ]

❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞

[ continuing to drag his sofa ]

April 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM


[ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ]

❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞

[ continuing to drag his sofa ]

really? NONE of you are going to step in?

i suppose no one cares after all, 'speaker. ( okay, was kicking her in the face REALLY necessary. )
April 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ E͟V͟E͟R͟Y͟O͟N͟E͟’͟S͟ ⠀ 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘌 ⠀ 𝐒𝖤𝖱𝖵𝖤𝖲 ⠀ 𝘼 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙀.

January 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure.

April 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM


❝ It's easter! Time to carefully pick out my easter egg! ❞

[ GRABS @ingeniousmadman.bsky.social ]

April 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM


PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure.

April 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM


❝ You know who else wanted to go home? ❞

. . .

❝ E.T. That little brown scrotum alien. And he did! Despite the government telling him no. A national hero, though between you and me I think he had a few too many probes to the head, that dumb fuck. ❞

i wanna go home. ( face in hands. )
April 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM