𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙄𝙏 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁𝙁,
𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙄𝙏 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙁𝙁
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@everyone Frank, an eight year old thirty two year old with a sense of extreme violence, glides on his bulldozer across the destroyed asphalt over the Denny's parking lot. The roar of the truck blends with the distant screams of everyone as he enjoys the pointless destruction.
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@everyone Frank, an eight year old thirty two year old with a sense of extreme violence, glides on his bulldozer across the destroyed asphalt over the Denny's parking lot. The roar of the truck blends with the distant screams of everyone as he enjoys the pointless destruction.
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the guy with no ears
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the guy with no ears
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❝ muh... midnight spankle.... ❞
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❝ muh... midnight spankle.... ❞
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❝ Is this broad botherin' ya? Come back to bed. ❞
[ SEXY_SAXOPHONE.MP3 ]
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❪ ... ❫ Pardon?
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❝ Is this broad botherin' ya? Come back to bed. ❞
[ SEXY_SAXOPHONE.MP3 ]
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❝ Man, chief, ya never met the Sawyer family. ❞
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Stealing faces has to be the MOST -——— ... Sounds like something the D.J.D. would do ...
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❝ Man, chief, ya never met the Sawyer family. ❞
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞
❝ Those'll do. ❞
Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.
〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞
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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞
❝ Those'll do. ❞
Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.
〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞
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it's the "this is GLORPSHIT" thing creature
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it's the "this is GLORPSHIT" thing creature
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❝ You know, I can't help but feel that my fists have banished some poor soul to the Twilight Zone. Or maybe it's the government trying to hypnotize me into misremembering historical events again. ❞
[ odd, blue, virtuous glow in his chest. ]
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❝ You know, I can't help but feel that my fists have banished some poor soul to the Twilight Zone. Or maybe it's the government trying to hypnotize me into misremembering historical events again. ❞
[ odd, blue, virtuous glow in his chest. ]
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❝ BONJOUR,
I'M
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"CHEESED"
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TO MEET YOU! ❞
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❝ BONJOUR,
I'M
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"CHEESED"
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TO MEET YOU! ❞
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[ opening newspaper ]
❝ Huh. "Screaming infant holds philosophical debate with beloved Mcdonaldsland character "The Grimace" in an attempt to locate his two extra missing arms. Story developing."
I hate politics. ❞
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[ opening newspaper ]
❝ Huh. "Screaming infant holds philosophical debate with beloved Mcdonaldsland character "The Grimace" in an attempt to locate his two extra missing arms. Story developing."
I hate politics. ❞
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❝ Oh thank god. I thought they were serious for a moment! Good to know it was just a prank.
Hey do you know how to move a couch? ❞
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[ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ]
❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞
[ continuing to drag his sofa ]
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❝ Oh thank god. I thought they were serious for a moment! Good to know it was just a prank.
Hey do you know how to move a couch? ❞
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[ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ]
❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞
[ continuing to drag his sofa ]
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i suppose no one cares after all, 'speaker. ( okay, was kicking her in the face REALLY necessary. )
[ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ]
❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞
[ continuing to drag his sofa ]
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ E͟V͟E͟R͟Y͟O͟N͟E͟’͟S͟ ⠀ 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘌 ⠀ 𝐒𝖤𝖱𝖵𝖤𝖲 ⠀ 𝘼 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙀.
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ E͟V͟E͟R͟Y͟O͟N͟E͟’͟S͟ ⠀ 𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘗𝘌 ⠀ 𝐒𝖤𝖱𝖵𝖤𝖲 ⠀ 𝘼 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙋𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙀.
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PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure.
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PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure.
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PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure.
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PRO-TIP: People who lived in China during the "social credit" craze can convert their social credits into "funny points", a legal tender that can be exchanged for prizes like this "talk tuah hand" shirt and mold-covered "chicken jockey" youtooz figure.
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❝ You know who else wanted to go home? ❞
. . .
❝ E.T. That little brown scrotum alien. And he did! Despite the government telling him no. A national hero, though between you and me I think he had a few too many probes to the head, that dumb fuck. ❞
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❝ You know who else wanted to go home? ❞
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❝ E.T. That little brown scrotum alien. And he did! Despite the government telling him no. A national hero, though between you and me I think he had a few too many probes to the head, that dumb fuck. ❞
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