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Melanie Kyer
@fraudrk.bsky.social
German teacher. Writer. Poet.Speech/Debate coach. Musician. Gamer/Geek. Cook. Traveler. Progressive Christian. Mom. Sustainable Crafter #PB available now! Seeking an Agent!
I just got a similar letter (same publisher) today with the deadline of the 16th which is way too short a turnaround if you ask me. (Fortunately the opt-out page took me all of 10 seconds to fill out). My book (in my profile pic) is definitely for sale, but not to AI. #royalty #picturebooks #AI
I received this mail from Arcadia Publishing, the company which now owns Belt Publishing, who originally published my book in 2022.

Belt's authors are not the sort of people who are gonna be cool with this. I feel really bad for whoever is answering the emails at Arcadia next week.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's #FallWritingFrenzy time! Big thanks to @kaitlynleann17.bsky.social, @lydialukidis.bsky.social & @professoraixa.bsky.social for their hard work putting on this contest! Here's my entry-- go to their blog to read others or search the hashtag! #amwriting lydialukidis.wordpress.com/2025/10/01/f...
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am 99% sure this is the Underwood typewriter on which my mom typed my father's PhD dissertation! Sound up for that click-clack-DING which wins any writer's heart! Cleaning out my childhood home, you sometimes find gems. #writerlife #family #forsale #tomhanks #underwood #amwriting #vintage
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This year I won the Maine language teacher of the year award, took kids to Germany, and directed a week long seminar for teachers for which I crocheted 18 fidget pretzels. But the accomplishment I'm most proud of is catching a mid-stream urine sample from Chewie for his vet check. #dogs #dogmom
July 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Saw "Come From Away" at the Ogunquit Playhouse last night and it was just the celebration I needed for the end of the school year AND a wonderful affirmation of human kindness in adversity. Thank you, Gander! #comefromaway #ogunquitplayhouse #livetheater #musicals #teacherlife
June 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Well this was a nice surprise! The business cards for my little sustainability side-gig came in! Aren't they sweet!? #tannenbaumhandwerk #crafting #sustainability #reducereuserecycle
May 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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We found the government “waste, fraud, and abuse”.
April 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It probably is a symptom of ADHD that in addition to full time #teaching and part-time #writing, I have a zillion hobbies: I sing, play #piano, play #ukulele, bake, #crochet, craft and make #sustainable crafts like these teacup pincushions...it's all about learning new things and making beauty!
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Pari was one of my German students and truly is as sweet as she is on tv. She's as wholesome as they come and totally deserves all the love she's getting. #loveonthespectrum #pari #autismacceptance #mbta
April 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Protests in York, Maine! #HandsOff #protests #protecttheconstitution #50501
April 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ever since Covid started, a circle at my church called "Reflections" has been sharing meditations and photography. Another one of my pieces/photos went up today - enjoy! #Lent #photography #spring #Easter #amwriting #Christianliving #Episcopal stgeorgesyorkharbor.org/april-03-2025/
April 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thrilled to be in the winner's circle for @viviankirkfield.bsky.social 's #50PreciousWords this year! I wrote 3 poems and my critique partners recommended this one which was obviously the right choice! Thank you to all the judges for another great year!
March 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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March 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So, the world is a lot, but this was pretty nice: named World Languages Teacher of the Year today at the Maine language conference. (Technically this means I have an EMME!) Grateful to all my colleagues who have helped me be a better teacher! #teacherlife #german #french #worldlanguages #EMME
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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NON COMPOS MENTIS

“It's fantastic, fantastic. He was a smart guy. You know Tesla. First the light bulb and now this. Seems like a modern day Isaac Neutron."

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March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I kept forgetting, but FINALLY went in and ordered TWO books for Vivian's literacy initiative. Because the world needs these messages, I've chosen two frequently banned titles: "Tango makes Three" and "Baseball saved us" (about baseball in the Japanese-American internment camps) #50PreciousWords
#50PreciousWords UPDATE! Toadstool Bookshop in Keene NH says there are only 25 books in the pile for the literacy nonprofit we are supporting this year, but we had 585 contest entries. Books are the best vehicle to spread the message of #kindness & #equality. toadbooks.com/store/2 (603) 352-8815.
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As ever, vociferous thanks to @viviankirkfield.bsky.social for inviting us to the wonderful #50PreciousWords contest yet again. (And thanks to all who judge, comment and participate!) It's such a great exercise and so fun to see everyone's illustrated versions-- keep them coming!! Here's mine:
March 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cleaning out my childhood home and unlocked a strong 70s/80s kid memory: wee wonderful waterfuls! This was my video game for much of my childhood!
February 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Such a great prompt-- love everyone's lines and it let me revisit some of my favorite unpublished ms like this poem about the Monarch life-cycle:
"Beautiful butterflies, fresh from cocoons,
Dance in the light of a warm summer moon."
#amwriting #PBparty
Share a line you love from a picture book you wrote (or one of your favorite PBs), #PBParty.

This line from my PB, CUPCAKES SHOULDN'T RIDE ROLLER COASTERS always makes me chuckle. I'd love to see it illustrated!

“Don’t look,” Cupcake cried. “I’m…UNFROSTED!”
February 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
February 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Wow, first day of winter break, and I did a #PictureBook critique for a friend and wrote THREE entries for #50PreciousWords. Now I need to decide which to submit! #amwriting #poetry #teacherlife #writerlife
February 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM