Frank
@frankslartibart.bsky.social
Likes flying pretend spaceships
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Aye, the work of 1000 Sharpies
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Aye, the work of 1000 Sharpies
This is why I'm convinced it's a tool. If it was purely decorative they would have made all the holes the same size
...either that or it's time travellers who made models of their space station
...either that or it's time travellers who made models of their space station
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This is why I'm convinced it's a tool. If it was purely decorative they would have made all the holes the same size
...either that or it's time travellers who made models of their space station
...either that or it's time travellers who made models of their space station
The only accommodation that should be on offer...
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The only accommodation that should be on offer...
He talks just like Lex Luther. Where's Superman when you need him?
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He talks just like Lex Luther. Where's Superman when you need him?
Trump believes in global warming more than he lets on. He wanted to build flood defences for his property in Ireland. He's getting ready for 40 days and 40 nights of rain
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Trump believes in global warming more than he lets on. He wanted to build flood defences for his property in Ireland. He's getting ready for 40 days and 40 nights of rain
The same sort of man who smiles with a thumbs-up posing with an orphaned baby
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The same sort of man who smiles with a thumbs-up posing with an orphaned baby
very near to The Falkland Wheel
September 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
very near to The Falkland Wheel
That was my initial thought and all. It's a technique that has been proven to work
August 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
That was my initial thought and all. It's a technique that has been proven to work
Trump is famous for getting folks to lie for him. He had a doctor sign a certificate saying he was the healthiest person alive. Trump's goons left their car running as he signed it.. And now he admits to having CVI
August 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Trump is famous for getting folks to lie for him. He had a doctor sign a certificate saying he was the healthiest person alive. Trump's goons left their car running as he signed it.. And now he admits to having CVI
Yer lucky
I live in the UK
I live in the UK
August 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yer lucky
I live in the UK
I live in the UK
It's not out of the question you'll get your Oscar, so they can make this joke...
August 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's not out of the question you'll get your Oscar, so they can make this joke...
Better branding?
From my country, them Stars and Stripes and all that "Home of the brave, land of the free" stuff looks quite corny
From my country, them Stars and Stripes and all that "Home of the brave, land of the free" stuff looks quite corny
August 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Better branding?
From my country, them Stars and Stripes and all that "Home of the brave, land of the free" stuff looks quite corny
From my country, them Stars and Stripes and all that "Home of the brave, land of the free" stuff looks quite corny
There are a lot of us who weren't happy Trump was allowed to visit
July 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
There are a lot of us who weren't happy Trump was allowed to visit
Aye, Trump's right he doesn't draw pictures. He's a shitty artist. There a dictators out there who are much more talented
July 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Aye, Trump's right he doesn't draw pictures. He's a shitty artist. There a dictators out there who are much more talented
Sure it's a lie now, but what if Musk was to selectively breed humans for their cranial size?
...so that in the future they become hyperintelligent and invent time machines to come back to our present to steal our better-looking women
...so that in the future they become hyperintelligent and invent time machines to come back to our present to steal our better-looking women
May 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Sure it's a lie now, but what if Musk was to selectively breed humans for their cranial size?
...so that in the future they become hyperintelligent and invent time machines to come back to our present to steal our better-looking women
...so that in the future they become hyperintelligent and invent time machines to come back to our present to steal our better-looking women
For the escapism... "High Noon"
It's about a Marshall who decides to face up to an evil gang, but he can't get any help from any of the other townsfolk because they are all too cowardly
It's about a Marshall who decides to face up to an evil gang, but he can't get any help from any of the other townsfolk because they are all too cowardly
May 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
For the escapism... "High Noon"
It's about a Marshall who decides to face up to an evil gang, but he can't get any help from any of the other townsfolk because they are all too cowardly
It's about a Marshall who decides to face up to an evil gang, but he can't get any help from any of the other townsfolk because they are all too cowardly
The fact that the lies are so tissue thin suggests to me there's something else going on there than just an attempt to deceive us. I think it's a compulsion with him
May 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The fact that the lies are so tissue thin suggests to me there's something else going on there than just an attempt to deceive us. I think it's a compulsion with him
We do call him a cunt in Scotland, mainly because he was trying to evict Scots from their homes, and he also cut the water supply of an old lady to try to make her move
But maybe that language is too colourful, and we should stick to a more accurate moniker
...We should call him rapist Trump
But maybe that language is too colourful, and we should stick to a more accurate moniker
...We should call him rapist Trump
May 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We do call him a cunt in Scotland, mainly because he was trying to evict Scots from their homes, and he also cut the water supply of an old lady to try to make her move
But maybe that language is too colourful, and we should stick to a more accurate moniker
...We should call him rapist Trump
But maybe that language is too colourful, and we should stick to a more accurate moniker
...We should call him rapist Trump
I've just learned the sign language for Trump
May 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I've just learned the sign language for Trump
