We all know of Fox News wanchor Sean Hannity, but did you know his sister, Christy, is a big cheese in the church?

I took the dog for a walk today, and this time, I remembered to take poo bags.
(She hates it when I call her that)

Not sure if anyone wants my copy of this?
I just can't get into it.

Not sure who needs to know, but the urinals are blocked again!.

I think we've been here before.

Peter, "I love your new cloning machine Tom"
Tom, "That makes two of us"

Unfortunately, we have had to dismiss Melanie. We have evidence to suggest she has been lying on her CV.

I would just like everyone to know I have recently gotten rid of that vindaloo I had back in 1981.
Here I am trying to get a sample for the bowel health clinic. I'm not sure the jiffy bag they gave me is going to be sufficient.
#vindaloo