Billy Blumpkin
@frankrizzo3000.bsky.social
Detroit. Psychonaut. Go Lions.
Getting a Gadsden flag tattooed on my taint
May 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Getting a Gadsden flag tattooed on my taint
Easter falls on 420 this year
April 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Easter falls on 420 this year
I need an around the way girl
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I need an around the way girl
Dammit Corey Feldman quit trying to always copy me bro
February 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dammit Corey Feldman quit trying to always copy me bro
Your honor, please don’t judge me
December 13, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Your honor, please don’t judge me
Call the police. This guy just murdered that beat
December 8, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Call the police. This guy just murdered that beat
Ladies, I hope one day you find yourself a man that looks at you like the way that I look at this McRib
December 6, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Ladies, I hope one day you find yourself a man that looks at you like the way that I look at this McRib
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“Put the knife down.”
-me, flirting
-me, flirting
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
“Put the knife down.”
-me, flirting
-me, flirting
If you say “lowkey”, go fuck yourself.
November 27, 2024 at 5:40 AM
If you say “lowkey”, go fuck yourself.
My name is Luna. I live on the second floor.
November 21, 2024 at 5:08 AM
My name is Luna. I live on the second floor.
Matt Gaetz was the surgeon general in Escape from LA
November 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Matt Gaetz was the surgeon general in Escape from LA
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Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo
Women in 2030, probably
November 17, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Women in 2030, probably
Why is Rosie Perez commentating
November 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Why is Rosie Perez commentating
I love Iron Mike. And I hate that YouTube d-bag that is fighting. But I do not care how badass Tyson looks in those training videos, a 58-year-old man just cannot take a punch like he could when he was younger.. Mike Tyson is getting knocked out tonight. It’s going to suck to watch.
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I love Iron Mike. And I hate that YouTube d-bag that is fighting. But I do not care how badass Tyson looks in those training videos, a 58-year-old man just cannot take a punch like he could when he was younger.. Mike Tyson is getting knocked out tonight. It’s going to suck to watch.
Your honor, yodeling is not a crime
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Your honor, yodeling is not a crime
This is why it’s so hard to debate Don jr
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
This is why it’s so hard to debate Don jr