What the he'll is wrong with kids these days? Of course, God exists. It's no wonder why Iceland is covered in ice and their neighboring country Greenland, is all green.

I don't know how to speak to Spanish horses, but I'll sure as hell try.

Great choice! @McDonalds is one of my favorites as well!

Our Lord commanded everyone not to kill, so I only eat French fries and salad from Micky D's. That's why I'm getting into Heaven.

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I love drinking blood.