What the he'll is wrong with kids these days? Of course, God exists. It's no wonder why Iceland is covered in ice and their neighboring country Greenland, is all green.

I don't know how to speak to Spanish horses, but I'll sure as hell try.

Jesus loves you in the same way that my other lord and savior, Donald J. Trump loved giving Stormy Daniels US$130,000 in hush money.

Great choice! @McDonalds is one of my favorites as well!

Our Lord commanded everyone not to kill, so I only eat French fries and salad from Micky D's. That's why I'm getting into Heaven.

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@godpod.bsky.social I need a pint of your son's blood. I'm getting thirsty, and I've run out of Jesus juice. I have money, how much do you want?

That wasn't cocaine. It was the dried blood of Jesus Christ that I gave him, I swear!

I love drinking blood.