@franklimartins.bsky.social
from today's post, about the fuckery that went down at the secret crypto greedfest dinner that was held last night at Donny Convict's Virginia golf motel
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/3Zw1nel
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/3Zw1nel
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)
May 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
May 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
REPORTER: Is the president okay with this bill adding to the deficit?
LEAVITT: This bill does not add to the deficit
LEAVITT: This bill does not add to the deficit
May 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@cwengaard.bsky.social 🌹You look so amazing and beautiful 😍 on your profile picture and I will love to know you more and also be friends with you.
May 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@cwengaard.bsky.social 🌹You look so amazing and beautiful 😍 on your profile picture and I will love to know you more and also be friends with you.
Start each day with a grateful heart and a happy mind.”
May 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Start each day with a grateful heart and a happy mind.”
“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of happy.”
May 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of happy.”
“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”
“Dear Sunday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday–Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.”
May 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Dear Sunday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday–Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.”
So if you're also pretending to have your life together while googling “how long can you go without folding towels,” just know… you’re not alone. We’re all just ducks—calm on the surface, paddling like crazy underneath, and occasionally biting people for no reason.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So if you're also pretending to have your life together while googling “how long can you go without folding towels,” just know… you’re not alone. We’re all just ducks—calm on the surface, paddling like crazy underneath, and occasionally biting people for no reason.
I tried to be productive today but accidentally took a 3-hour break in the middle of brushing my teeth. Laundry? Still in the machine. Dishes? Bonding in the sink. Motivation? Last seen in 2017. If found, please don’t return it—it’ll just ghost me again.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I tried to be productive today but accidentally took a 3-hour break in the middle of brushing my teeth. Laundry? Still in the machine. Dishes? Bonding in the sink. Motivation? Last seen in 2017. If found, please don’t return it—it’ll just ghost me again.
Honestly, adulthood is just a series of wondering why your back hurts, forgetting why you walked into a room, and saying “it is what it is” until it actually is… whatever it was. I drink coffee to wake up, then drink water to undo the coffee, then have anxiety and blame the moon.
May 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Honestly, adulthood is just a series of wondering why your back hurts, forgetting why you walked into a room, and saying “it is what it is” until it actually is… whatever it was. I drink coffee to wake up, then drink water to undo the coffee, then have anxiety and blame the moon.
Just a casual reminder that I am doing my best, and by "best," I mean I haven’t thrown my phone out the window or screamed into a pillow (today). So really, I'm thriving.
May 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just a casual reminder that I am doing my best, and by "best," I mean I haven’t thrown my phone out the window or screamed into a pillow (today). So really, I'm thriving.
> "Just a gentle reminder that if you’re ever feeling useless, remember someone is still in charge of putting directions on shampoo bottles."
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
> "Just a gentle reminder that if you’re ever feeling useless, remember someone is still in charge of putting directions on shampoo bottles."