Frank
@frankhopper.bsky.social
Return of the linguist
Affable biker - W800, CB750, CBR1000RR
RPM static cyclist
Lamentably slow 5K Parkrunner
Serial punner
Supporter of good causes
Resisting retirement
Affable biker - W800, CB750, CBR1000RR
RPM static cyclist
Lamentably slow 5K Parkrunner
Serial punner
Supporter of good causes
Resisting retirement
Tech had revolutionised law enforcement
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tech had revolutionised law enforcement
Identification of witnesses essential and appreciated.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Identification of witnesses essential and appreciated.
Should clear the beaches.
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Should clear the beaches.
A few bangalores needed.
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A few bangalores needed.
We are harvesting the fruits of dumbing down.
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We are harvesting the fruits of dumbing down.
I’ve noticed seasonal belt-shrinkage.
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’ve noticed seasonal belt-shrinkage.
“Did you remember to replace the dust caps?”
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“Did you remember to replace the dust caps?”
We are just London kids, although their parents came from all over the place.
Italy
Czechoslovakia
Yugoslavia
Hungary
Ceylon
Holland
India
Ghana
Uganda
Cyprus
Spain
Italy
Czechoslovakia
Yugoslavia
Hungary
Ceylon
Holland
India
Ghana
Uganda
Cyprus
Spain
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We are just London kids, although their parents came from all over the place.
Italy
Czechoslovakia
Yugoslavia
Hungary
Ceylon
Holland
India
Ghana
Uganda
Cyprus
Spain
Italy
Czechoslovakia
Yugoslavia
Hungary
Ceylon
Holland
India
Ghana
Uganda
Cyprus
Spain
Most of my pals in Forest Hill were from different countries. The teachers too. It was fascinating.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Most of my pals in Forest Hill were from different countries. The teachers too. It was fascinating.
Not too sure about the B word on my bank.
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Not too sure about the B word on my bank.
Men’s sheds.
Back in fashion.
Back in fashion.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Men’s sheds.
Back in fashion.
Back in fashion.
“I had that St Thomas in the cab last week.”
“Didn’t he drive the snakes out of Ireland?”
“Nah. That was the other holy fella.”
“Didn’t he drive the snakes out of Ireland?”
“Nah. That was the other holy fella.”
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“I had that St Thomas in the cab last week.”
“Didn’t he drive the snakes out of Ireland?”
“Nah. That was the other holy fella.”
“Didn’t he drive the snakes out of Ireland?”
“Nah. That was the other holy fella.”
Have you ever been a member of the Tupperware Party?
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Have you ever been a member of the Tupperware Party?
More of a denture than a debenture.
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
More of a denture than a debenture.
“Do you have a favourite?”
“Yes. Young Billy in the 3.30.”
“Yes. Young Billy in the 3.30.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“Do you have a favourite?”
“Yes. Young Billy in the 3.30.”
“Yes. Young Billy in the 3.30.”
I will bring a bag of old pennies.
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I will bring a bag of old pennies.
Apparently I once overnighted at a bachelor house-share known as “The Shoreham Mob”.
I have no recollection of this.
I have no recollection of this.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Apparently I once overnighted at a bachelor house-share known as “The Shoreham Mob”.
I have no recollection of this.
I have no recollection of this.
A visiting former colleague just intoned a list of pals no longer with us.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A visiting former colleague just intoned a list of pals no longer with us.
I’ll go for the one with amusements.
What did the butler see?
What did the butler see?
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’ll go for the one with amusements.
What did the butler see?
What did the butler see?