François Payen
@francoispayen.bsky.social
Montréalais, travailleur en techno. Musicien, cycliste, amateur d'actualité politique et d'humour grinçant.
Au cas où ce n'était pas déjà abondamment clair, il est là juste pour ramasser un chèque. Une honte.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Au cas où ce n'était pas déjà abondamment clair, il est là juste pour ramasser un chèque. Une honte.
At least that would solve his bone spurs problem.
August 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
At least that would solve his bone spurs problem.
Le représentant des commerçants du secteur interviewé à Radio-Canada avait l'air turbo-enthousiaste et convaincu de ce projet. Ça fait changement de la maudite cassette "N.I.M.B.Y" qui ordinairement prend toute la bande passante quand il est question de ce genre de projet.
April 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Le représentant des commerçants du secteur interviewé à Radio-Canada avait l'air turbo-enthousiaste et convaincu de ce projet. Ça fait changement de la maudite cassette "N.I.M.B.Y" qui ordinairement prend toute la bande passante quand il est question de ce genre de projet.
Incroyable. Il ne sait vraiment rien faire d'autre que de répéter les mêmes inepties que Trump en espérant que ça marche ici aussi.
March 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Incroyable. Il ne sait vraiment rien faire d'autre que de répéter les mêmes inepties que Trump en espérant que ça marche ici aussi.
We're probably minutes away from some crazy MAGA pastor telling his church that God is killing off chickens so that they can all eat more corn instead.
March 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We're probably minutes away from some crazy MAGA pastor telling his church that God is killing off chickens so that they can all eat more corn instead.
Maybe they can cure avian flu by mixing cod liver oil and vitamin A supplements in their bird feed. I'm sure they can come up with a brilliant plan thanks to their chief health expert: Roadkill gourmet and guy who speaks in a fan, RFK jr.
March 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Maybe they can cure avian flu by mixing cod liver oil and vitamin A supplements in their bird feed. I'm sure they can come up with a brilliant plan thanks to their chief health expert: Roadkill gourmet and guy who speaks in a fan, RFK jr.
The US clearly stated they don't need anything from anyone, so if they can't get eggs locally I suppose they should eat potatoes and corn instead. I really hope the Danes let them know where they can shove their cry for help.
March 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The US clearly stated they don't need anything from anyone, so if they can't get eggs locally I suppose they should eat potatoes and corn instead. I really hope the Danes let them know where they can shove their cry for help.
We can do better.
March 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We can do better.
F*** Around, meet Find Out.
March 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
F*** Around, meet Find Out.
"The leopards weren't supposed to eat MY face!"
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"The leopards weren't supposed to eat MY face!"
Et Vance n'a pas pu l'aider car il était occupé à f****er son divan.
March 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Et Vance n'a pas pu l'aider car il était occupé à f****er son divan.
Well, this checks out. Bezos openly supported a grapist in the last US election.
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Well, this checks out. Bezos openly supported a grapist in the last US election.
" [...] They're gonna pay a lot of taxes [...]". Ou pas. C'est comme rendu impossible de faire dans la satire, parce qu'estie toute se peut depuis un mois.
February 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
" [...] They're gonna pay a lot of taxes [...]". Ou pas. C'est comme rendu impossible de faire dans la satire, parce qu'estie toute se peut depuis un mois.
Faut lui donner ça, il a brisé le plafond de verre pour le peuple oompa loompa.
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February 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Faut lui donner ça, il a brisé le plafond de verre pour le peuple oompa loompa.
"Ah pas encore avec son estie de fougère, elle!"
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February 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Ah pas encore avec son estie de fougère, elle!"
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Just how much lead is there in their water supply? Jesus Christ, I can't believe just how dumb they are.
February 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just how much lead is there in their water supply? Jesus Christ, I can't believe just how dumb they are.
Quite satisfied to see this douche mobile being stuck somewhere in Québec (looks like a "Jean Coutu" drugstore sign in the background). Karma, b***h.
February 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Quite satisfied to see this douche mobile being stuck somewhere in Québec (looks like a "Jean Coutu" drugstore sign in the background). Karma, b***h.
The roadkill gourmet was just confirmed, too.
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February 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The roadkill gourmet was just confirmed, too.