Francis G
francispkl.bsky.social
Francis G
@francispkl.bsky.social
31 🏳️‍🌈 Gay He/Him. London UK. Comp Sci. My views are not my own. #photography #design #3dprinting #electronics #programming #bouldering
Do you want a McMilkshake with your Mc Big Mac? How about a Mc’McFlurry? Na I’m going to Mc Burger King for a McWhopper.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If the human body had more dick sized holes, I guarantee would we be putting our dicks in them. 69 tonight? Yes, hole number 69 works for me.
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’ve got a facial in my pocket for you 😏
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
am i just happy to see you or is that a penis in my pants
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
how many dicks must a man go down (on) before you call him a man?
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There needs to be a :wistful-face-tapping-temple-knowingly: emoji
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ghoul morning 👻
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
just bash one out. whack one off. detonate one yonder. annihilate one starboard
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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my pumkin
he is everything
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
you’re hot as a lasagne fresh from the oven x
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I really like Apple Music AutoMix. Not too heavy handed, doesn't kick in for every song pairing, but fun when it does
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
forgot which creature and thought florence was singing about duck days
October 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Buttfuck that like button, give subscribe an anal fissure, slap the bell red raw, and I hope you have a nice day.
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
There's a really slow entry system to my gym but instead of getting annoyed every time I now try to take a deep breath and enjoy the moment instead. I recommend it for any minor delays in your life — turn them into a positive respite
October 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You’re hot even when I’m sober 😘
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
What do I want? How should I know? Who am I, me?
September 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“Low and slow” I say while cranking up the cooking temperature because I’m impatient
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Moby should start an OnlyFans and call it Moby Dick
September 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Jackpot! Got 3 bits of shell in my egg
September 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Deliveroo driver was really hot! He leaned in and slowly said “can I” and my heart stopped I thought he was going to invite himself in 😂 … “can I get your code please”
September 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Well the emergency alert worked for the whole neighbourhood!
September 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
wearing a white shirt while eating noodles 🙅🏻‍♀️

getting boiling hot noodle water on my nipples 💁🏻‍♀️
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
you know when there’s 2 gays in the profile pic but you don’t have to ask “which one is you” because they both look the same
September 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I started a print just as neighbours started drilling their wall so I thought my 3D printer was making horrific broken noises 😂
September 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM