Chess
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Big geek about voice acting
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💖💜💙
Big geek about voice acting
Animated shows, books, crafts, cats, games
I’m happy Taylor got her masters back for a lot of reasons, but the funniest reason is so I can take my butt back to that mattress to have my little controlled microdose of internalized misogyny again. Y’know, as a treat.
May 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m happy Taylor got her masters back for a lot of reasons, but the funniest reason is so I can take my butt back to that mattress to have my little controlled microdose of internalized misogyny again. Y’know, as a treat.
It’s so crazy that our parents taught us common sense and then completely forgot all of it by the time we became adults
May 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s so crazy that our parents taught us common sense and then completely forgot all of it by the time we became adults
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God: ok so the fires and natural disasters weren’t enough of a sign for these humans
Angel: no, and the pope passing away on Easter after meeting the Vice President was a bust
God: Medammit, what do I have to burn down next to get these omens through to them?
Angel: Plantation?
God: yeah, good call
Angel: no, and the pope passing away on Easter after meeting the Vice President was a bust
God: Medammit, what do I have to burn down next to get these omens through to them?
Angel: Plantation?
God: yeah, good call
May 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
God: ok so the fires and natural disasters weren’t enough of a sign for these humans
Angel: no, and the pope passing away on Easter after meeting the Vice President was a bust
God: Medammit, what do I have to burn down next to get these omens through to them?
Angel: Plantation?
God: yeah, good call
Angel: no, and the pope passing away on Easter after meeting the Vice President was a bust
God: Medammit, what do I have to burn down next to get these omens through to them?
Angel: Plantation?
God: yeah, good call
Mentally preparing for Target to up their Pride merch game to buy back the gays. We must stay strong, people.
May 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Mentally preparing for Target to up their Pride merch game to buy back the gays. We must stay strong, people.
You mean to tell me these animals are crossed?
March 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You mean to tell me these animals are crossed?
Boss makes a dollar and I make a nickel
Hey look they just turned that guy into a pickle
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
Hey look they just turned that guy into a pickle
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
February 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Boss makes a dollar and I make a nickel
Hey look they just turned that guy into a pickle
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
Hey look they just turned that guy into a pickle
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life
Google turned off reviews for the Gulf of America, but don’t worry! You can still Suggest an Edit for the name of their HQ
February 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Google turned off reviews for the Gulf of America, but don’t worry! You can still Suggest an Edit for the name of their HQ
Taylor Swift wearing a neutral white because she’s an Eagles fan is so funny to me
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Taylor Swift wearing a neutral white because she’s an Eagles fan is so funny to me
Bro, you gotta heed the omies and porties (omens and portents)
January 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bro, you gotta heed the omies and porties (omens and portents)
And now we have earthquakes in New England. Bro, the omens
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
And now we have earthquakes in New England. Bro, the omens
No no no guys you don’t understand, the cancer research has been stopped because that one fetus you want to abort might cure it someday 🙃
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No no no guys you don’t understand, the cancer research has been stopped because that one fetus you want to abort might cure it someday 🙃
Conservatives when their guy renames a body of water that has had the same name since 1550: 🤩🎉🥳✨💖
Conservatives when a pancake company changes their name: 👹👎🤬🤮🖕
Conservatives when a pancake company changes their name: 👹👎🤬🤮🖕
January 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Conservatives when their guy renames a body of water that has had the same name since 1550: 🤩🎉🥳✨💖
Conservatives when a pancake company changes their name: 👹👎🤬🤮🖕
Conservatives when a pancake company changes their name: 👹👎🤬🤮🖕
Are you guys really asking if 4chan: The Person fascist-saluted on purpose????
January 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Are you guys really asking if 4chan: The Person fascist-saluted on purpose????
Do you think Trump is mad that Elon did the salute? Not because of the salute itself, he doesn’t give a fuck about that, but because it was like the racist equivalent of proposing at someone else’s wedding?
January 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Do you think Trump is mad that Elon did the salute? Not because of the salute itself, he doesn’t give a fuck about that, but because it was like the racist equivalent of proposing at someone else’s wedding?
Elon just did the Nazi salute and I’m really not looking forward to the mental gymnastics people are about to do about it to avoid accepting that they voted for Agolf Shitler
January 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elon just did the Nazi salute and I’m really not looking forward to the mental gymnastics people are about to do about it to avoid accepting that they voted for Agolf Shitler
My Italian great grandmother did not curse fascists with the evil eye just for my fucking family to vote for Donald Trump
January 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My Italian great grandmother did not curse fascists with the evil eye just for my fucking family to vote for Donald Trump
So do we think the Venn diagram of conservatives calling Trump “Daddy” and conservatives crashing Grindr during the RNC is a circle or????
January 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So do we think the Venn diagram of conservatives calling Trump “Daddy” and conservatives crashing Grindr during the RNC is a circle or????
Conservative men are so homophobic until they get to call Trump “daddy”. Babe that’s ✨fruity✨ behavior.
January 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Conservative men are so homophobic until they get to call Trump “daddy”. Babe that’s ✨fruity✨ behavior.
Do you think they number mambos like DEFCON? Is Mambo No. 5 the least urgent Mambo?
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Do you think they number mambos like DEFCON? Is Mambo No. 5 the least urgent Mambo?
“I <3 hubris!” - me before my tragic downfall
January 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“I <3 hubris!” - me before my tragic downfall
Mark Fuckerberg can go Zuck himself
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Mark Fuckerberg can go Zuck himself
Dissociation! At the Grocery Store
January 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dissociation! At the Grocery Store
Mech pilots are the sci-fi equivalent of dragon riders
January 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Mech pilots are the sci-fi equivalent of dragon riders