exposed my age to the service tech the other day. all he said is that I look younger than that

FIVVEEEEEEE GOLDEN OVERTIMESSSSS

Merry Christmas. I drank too much wine and not enough water so now I'm drinking electrolytes to make the mild headache go away then go into work tomorrow at 7:35 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOBIO AND MEGUMI I LOVE YOU

had a bonding moment with a coworker when she asked for a hair tie and I gave her the one off my wrist

you learn something new about your partner everyday. I learned he likes "hips don't lie" - Shakira (bard version)

what do I get my auntie-in-law who thinks there's a trangender cat in the family?

anyway bl tw*tt*r where ya at?

how tf do I find moots on here