I gave Drew Gilbert a lot of credit, energetically, for the Giants’ August comeback, now I’m forced to wonder if the September slump is due, at least in part, to his sad little mustache. That kind of thing can’t be good for morale.

Infinite love and support to the people of Iran and Palestine and anywhere else on earth unfortunate enough to be caught in the stupid, bloodthirsty gaze of America and Israel

If I send you this it means I knew I was right

Forgot to look at my drafts before deleting Twitter, I have to assume they were all gold

Had a stress dream about getting to Wicked on time tomorrow

2000s throwback DJs are leaving money on the table not playing The Lonely Island.