Oh, that’s one of my FAVORITES! I listen to it in audio at least once a year!

I heard a saying in parenting circles: “cold babies cry, hot babies die.” Obviously a little simplistic since cold can and will kill, but meant to drive home the importance of not letting infants overheat.

I told my husband you were doing drive-by therapy on all of us

I’m no longer certain how I fed myself before this man started cooking for me 😂

A few weeks ago I tried to give my chef husband a break from cooking and he had to rescue me because I dropped the absorbent pad from the meat package INTO the hot stir fry pan and it seared straight on and left bits of fuzz all over the meat I was trying to cook.

Watching this scene I actually said out loud to my husband, “wow, THAT was lucky… oh right, it’s Mat” 😂

For this sandwich I compromised by adding a second layer of jam rather than making a whole new one. He’s actually enjoying it now that he’s calmed down, except that he doesn’t know how to deal with the extra jam oozing out 😂

As a side note I do believe in offering my kids alternative meals when they’re not into what I’ve made, but I draw the line at them requesting a specific food and then rejecting it once it’s made. Sorry kiddos, groceries are getting too expensive for that!

Please never stop screaming about this show, it makes the experience like 4976 times more enjoyable and it’s already AWESOME

"Sure there's an American flag built literally from the backs of Black men, but I can't imagine what message Kendrick was trying to send." - white guy at the new york times, basically

In retrospect I’m fortunate that having small children who demand my attention first thing in the morning has stopped me from trying those pages for years now 😂

I forget what she called the part where you write down your negative thoughts about yourself before trying to turn them positive, but that part wrecked me. I hadn’t known I thought some of those things beforehand, and afterwards I definitely did not believe the positive reversal.