Sam Is On The Bluesky
@fractalchainsaw.bsky.social
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
More of these ghosty robots soon.
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
More of these ghosty robots soon.
It's a bold move to be a journalist with a last name so close to "doubt that".
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's a bold move to be a journalist with a last name so close to "doubt that".
An entire slow-burn horror novel leading up to an ending of "It was just a prank, dude, chill out."
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
An entire slow-burn horror novel leading up to an ending of "It was just a prank, dude, chill out."
It puts more blood back into his body somehow.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It puts more blood back into his body somehow.
As a treat.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
As a treat.
You live in the White House.
Trump: I'm going to attack...
Anyway, you get it.
Trump: I'm going to attack...
Anyway, you get it.
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You live in the White House.
Trump: I'm going to attack...
Anyway, you get it.
Trump: I'm going to attack...
Anyway, you get it.
I feel like I just had a close encounter of the Richard Kind. :D
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I feel like I just had a close encounter of the Richard Kind. :D
Dad: I raised my kids right!
Judge: They murdered seventeen people.
Dad: They listen to Black Flag, Your Honor.
Judge: Oh shit, case dismissed!
Judge: They murdered seventeen people.
Dad: They listen to Black Flag, Your Honor.
Judge: Oh shit, case dismissed!
October 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dad: I raised my kids right!
Judge: They murdered seventeen people.
Dad: They listen to Black Flag, Your Honor.
Judge: Oh shit, case dismissed!
Judge: They murdered seventeen people.
Dad: They listen to Black Flag, Your Honor.
Judge: Oh shit, case dismissed!
He looks like he's only going through with it so you'll give his dog the antidote.
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
He looks like he's only going through with it so you'll give his dog the antidote.
"Just Video of a Dog This Isn't a Horror Movie or Really Even a Movie At All It's Just Footage of a Dog Recorded on Camera for 94 Minutes" (2027).
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Just Video of a Dog This Isn't a Horror Movie or Really Even a Movie At All It's Just Footage of a Dog Recorded on Camera for 94 Minutes" (2027).