FPL Pensioner
@fplpensioner.bsky.social
🏴🇨🇦 Like FPL almost as much as I love borrowing my son’s FPL plans and strategies. Statistical anomaly when it comes to 50/50 decisions and Captain picks. Will use 👍 excessively.
Feels like a good time to have a punt at someone for this week, as you can bin them immediately if required. Would recommend someone if I wasn’t so utterly dreadful at punts. Maybe someone at Chelsea will perform 2 weeks in a row, or there is always Palace.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Feels like a good time to have a punt at someone for this week, as you can bin them immediately if required. Would recommend someone if I wasn’t so utterly dreadful at punts. Maybe someone at Chelsea will perform 2 weeks in a row, or there is always Palace.
Team looks solid. Any recommendations would be based on opinion or having a punt and this season loves to punish those.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Team looks solid. Any recommendations would be based on opinion or having a punt and this season loves to punish those.
Somehow, transferring Saka to Rice for a -4, feels suicidal!
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Somehow, transferring Saka to Rice for a -4, feels suicidal!
Mystery loves company; got none of them either. Decided that Mateta was just another DCL trap, waiting to mock me.
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Mystery loves company; got none of them either. Decided that Mateta was just another DCL trap, waiting to mock me.
Haaland feels right. Had an awful week last week, so not feeling adventurous.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Haaland feels right. Had an awful week last week, so not feeling adventurous.
Any consideration about having Mbuemo as C?
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Any consideration about having Mbuemo as C?
Pedro for me. Already gone, in case my resolve weakens.
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pedro for me. Already gone, in case my resolve weakens.
Could only dream of a grey this week 🤦♂️
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Could only dream of a grey this week 🤦♂️
Bloody hell! Several large scotches and watching a Fish Called Wanda, should help with recovery.
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Bloody hell! Several large scotches and watching a Fish Called Wanda, should help with recovery.
A pox on you sir. May your pants spontaneously combust
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A pox on you sir. May your pants spontaneously combust
I would, all capable of getting a score and the Hammers with another week of Nuno under their belt.
October 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I would, all capable of getting a score and the Hammers with another week of Nuno under their belt.
Don’t feel like a -4 or -8 is a big deal, so long as you nail the swing, or at least delude yourself into thinking that you will. Or if you do so whilst lying in the hot tub 👀
October 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Don’t feel like a -4 or -8 is a big deal, so long as you nail the swing, or at least delude yourself into thinking that you will. Or if you do so whilst lying in the hot tub 👀
Managed a decent haul as well, and small green arrow up to 225k. Trying not to do anything foolish until after the Int break. Still got double spurs D, so need to fix that.
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Managed a decent haul as well, and small green arrow up to 225k. Trying not to do anything foolish until after the Int break. Still got double spurs D, so need to fix that.
RIGHT! Did they do the power drill up the nose trick 🫣. Would stick with the -8 you are looking at. Still feel like FPL hauls are all over the place and unless you are a Hippie, large hits don’t seem worth it.
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
RIGHT! Did they do the power drill up the nose trick 🫣. Would stick with the -8 you are looking at. Still feel like FPL hauls are all over the place and unless you are a Hippie, large hits don’t seem worth it.
Play your WC, it will feel good.
October 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Play your WC, it will feel good.
Red sounds more entertain for the masses tbh. Take one for the team.
October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Red sounds more entertain for the masses tbh. Take one for the team.
Bit of a shocker, don’t see much evidence of Ange ball yet.
September 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bit of a shocker, don’t see much evidence of Ange ball yet.
What’s great start to my morning!
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What’s great start to my morning!
Good team! Sunderland and Leeds have some cheaper def options too, if you want to diversify. I still have Salah and no Isak, as I am a coward 😁
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good team! Sunderland and Leeds have some cheaper def options too, if you want to diversify. I still have Salah and no Isak, as I am a coward 😁
For what it’s worth, I think it is. You can set up a pretty decent team with both him and Haaland, particularly if you grab some cheaper defcon monsters.
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
For what it’s worth, I think it is. You can set up a pretty decent team with both him and Haaland, particularly if you grab some cheaper defcon monsters.