fpl fail (Jon)
@fpl-fail.bsky.social
23/24 111th OR. 24/25 Last Place. FC Bathelona. Algorithm free.
You can't say owners haven't been patient with him.
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can't say owners haven't been patient with him.
Was honestly expecting a red arrow, is this right? I’ll take it 🤷
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Was honestly expecting a red arrow, is this right? I’ll take it 🤷
Just a few more hours to pat myself on the back before Haaland bangs a hattrick 😂
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Just a few more hours to pat myself on the back before Haaland bangs a hattrick 😂
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
The tragedy of this game is that rather than being happy I’m up
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The tragedy of this game is that rather than being happy I’m up
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
Spaffed all my chips now, but I’ll enjoy the false rank whilst it lasts.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Spaffed all my chips now, but I’ll enjoy the false rank whilst it lasts.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
Only 2 games not televised in the UK this weekend. Must be a record for a set of weekend fixtures?
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Only 2 games not televised in the UK this weekend. Must be a record for a set of weekend fixtures?
I’ve Wildcarded into the same team you have. Sorry about that.
October 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve Wildcarded into the same team you have. Sorry about that.
Joao Pedro in Chelsea's training pictures from today - presumably fine to play..
October 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Joao Pedro in Chelsea's training pictures from today - presumably fine to play..
Team sucks ✅
Missed pen ✅
4 yellows ✅
Only 3 players returned ✅
Another green arrow 🤷
Missed pen ✅
4 yellows ✅
Only 3 players returned ✅
Another green arrow 🤷
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Team sucks ✅
Missed pen ✅
4 yellows ✅
Only 3 players returned ✅
Another green arrow 🤷
Missed pen ✅
4 yellows ✅
Only 3 players returned ✅
Another green arrow 🤷
This is exactly the kind of transfer I’m a sucker for. Please don’t play well.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is exactly the kind of transfer I’m a sucker for. Please don’t play well.
No idea how I got a green arrow with this team, especially captaining Troll Palmer.
But Reijnders, you absolute DEFCON DADDY! (™
@fplnightmare.bsky.social)
But Reijnders, you absolute DEFCON DADDY! (™
@fplnightmare.bsky.social)
September 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
No idea how I got a green arrow with this team, especially captaining Troll Palmer.
But Reijnders, you absolute DEFCON DADDY! (™
@fplnightmare.bsky.social)
But Reijnders, you absolute DEFCON DADDY! (™
@fplnightmare.bsky.social)
FH wasn’t huge but got +27pts compared to what I’d have gotten without, so very happy with that decision.
And yes, I only post my team when I’m doing alright 😬
And yes, I only post my team when I’m doing alright 😬
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
FH wasn’t huge but got +27pts compared to what I’d have gotten without, so very happy with that decision.
And yes, I only post my team when I’m doing alright 😬
And yes, I only post my team when I’m doing alright 😬
Unnecessary Free Hit which might well be outscored by my real team, but I don’t see any other obvious time to play it before I plan to WC in 13 or 14 🤷
September 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Unnecessary Free Hit which might well be outscored by my real team, but I don’t see any other obvious time to play it before I plan to WC in 13 or 14 🤷
All those points on my bench, just my luck ☹️
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All those points on my bench, just my luck ☹️
Well in (again) lads
August 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well in (again) lads
I hope this hoodie makes me as happy as it did Donyell.
August 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I hope this hoodie makes me as happy as it did Donyell.
Literally can’t figure out how to see how my team’s doing 😂😂😂
August 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Literally can’t figure out how to see how my team’s doing 😂😂😂
Defcons ain’t that important 🫣
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Defcons ain’t that important 🫣
Grealish to Everton vibes
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Grealish to Everton vibes
Own goal and red card within 20mins. Is a it possible to get lower than 3.9 on Fotmob?
August 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Own goal and red card within 20mins. Is a it possible to get lower than 3.9 on Fotmob?
Would pay very good money to see this fully play out.
August 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Would pay very good money to see this fully play out.
4 chances in the box from 45mins
August 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
4 chances in the box from 45mins
Marmoush had more attacking returns in Bundesliga than Wirtz last season. And he spent half of it at Man City.
Great player, great FPL asset?
Great player, great FPL asset?
August 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Marmoush had more attacking returns in Bundesliga than Wirtz last season. And he spent half of it at Man City.
Great player, great FPL asset?
Great player, great FPL asset?
Fair play to FPL for changing the menu we were all moaning about, I did not expect that.
August 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Fair play to FPL for changing the menu we were all moaning about, I did not expect that.
Crikey, what happened to Newcastle? 😳
August 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Crikey, what happened to Newcastle? 😳