fpl fail (Jon)
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23/24 111th OR. 24/25 Last Place. FC Bathelona. Algorithm free.
If you think Gabriel to Virgil is the obvious move for your team this week, then it’s probably best to not overanalyse it. Most of the time it’s obvious for good reason.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If you think Gabriel to Virgil is the obvious move for your team this week, then it’s probably best to not overanalyse it. Most of the time it’s obvious for good reason.
How is Reece James only 25
still? He’s been injured for more years that that.
still? He’s been injured for more years that that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How is Reece James only 25
still? He’s been injured for more years that that.
still? He’s been injured for more years that that.
More like All Sad, amiright!?
🚨🇶🇦 Al Sadd confirm appointment of Roberto Mancini as new head coach with immediate effect.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
More like All Sad, amiright!?
You can't say owners haven't been patient with him.
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You can't say owners haven't been patient with him.
Was honestly expecting a red arrow, is this right? I’ll take it 🤷
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Was honestly expecting a red arrow, is this right? I’ll take it 🤷
Half an hour ago I was berating myself for benching Dan Burn. Funny old game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Half an hour ago I was berating myself for benching Dan Burn. Funny old game.
Sarr's been a low key disaster for me. Someone needs to play the Conference League walkout music to him before the Prem games.
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sarr's been a low key disaster for me. Someone needs to play the Conference League walkout music to him before the Prem games.
Oh, so you believed what Pep said last week huh?
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Oh, so you believed what Pep said last week huh?
If Buendia stays fit then he can definitely be a pick at £5.3m. Looked very busy and dangerous whenever he's played this season.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If Buendia stays fit then he can definitely be a pick at £5.3m. Looked very busy and dangerous whenever he's played this season.
Just a few more hours to pat myself on the back before Haaland bangs a hattrick 😂
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Just a few more hours to pat myself on the back before Haaland bangs a hattrick 😂
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
GWs 12 & 16 look like possible opportunities to go against the big man too, but he could easily haul in any game the way he and City are playing atm.
Spurs must be the worst team to ever be 2nd this far into the season.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Spurs must be the worst team to ever be 2nd this far into the season.
Feel bad for the people who captained Gabriel, they deserved a better outcome for giving it a go.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Feel bad for the people who captained Gabriel, they deserved a better outcome for giving it a go.
What I've learned from this first half: 1. West Ham might be the best team in the league 2. Anthony Gordon will not be saving my gameweek.
November 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
What I've learned from this first half: 1. West Ham might be the best team in the league 2. Anthony Gordon will not be saving my gameweek.
Guessand has to be the worst signing of the season in the PL. £30m and so out of his depth you feel kinda bad for him.
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Guessand has to be the worst signing of the season in the PL. £30m and so out of his depth you feel kinda bad for him.
The tragedy of this game is that rather than being happy I’m up
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The tragedy of this game is that rather than being happy I’m up
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
to 3k, I’m actually just super annoyed I took the captaincy off Mbuemo on Friday
Anyone captaining someone interesting (not Haaland) this week?
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Anyone captaining someone interesting (not Haaland) this week?
I bought Gykores for his hold up play anyway.
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I bought Gykores for his hold up play anyway.
Spaffed all my chips now, but I’ll enjoy the false rank whilst it lasts.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Spaffed all my chips now, but I’ll enjoy the false rank whilst it lasts.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
Have some WC regrets, but sometimes these things work out for the best. Sometimes.
Welt Gykores & Gordon > Woltemade & Saka so I'd get all the penalties 👍
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Welt Gykores & Gordon > Woltemade & Saka so I'd get all the penalties 👍
I've owned Gykores for less than 24hrs and already had enough.
October 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've owned Gykores for less than 24hrs and already had enough.
Incredible assist from Semenyo!
October 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Incredible assist from Semenyo!
Only 2 games not televised in the UK this weekend. Must be a record for a set of weekend fixtures?
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Only 2 games not televised in the UK this weekend. Must be a record for a set of weekend fixtures?
I’ve Wildcarded into the same team you have. Sorry about that.
October 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve Wildcarded into the same team you have. Sorry about that.
When Forest get hammered by Newcastle on Sunday, could that be Ange's last game already?
October 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When Forest get hammered by Newcastle on Sunday, could that be Ange's last game already?