I used to not like myself, but I think I've come to the conclusion that what I really don't like is this stupid world.

Where despair once was, there is now only spite.

Whoever bought the lot at the end of the street installed a few surfaces of the sun

What's that you say? You want me to immediately stop using chrome forever? Will do

The elevators at work are definitely haunted and watching me, they open with no one in them and wait for me as I approach more often than they should

Saying nothing for months and then posting taco bell out of nowhere, that is the zeta experience and what social media was made for

I am happy to announce that there was 1/2 of a piece of a steak on the bottom too

New taco bell item, loaded fries with one (1) piece of steak

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.

I have historically only followed a few accounts in social media to see mostly lurk and see everything they ever do, I'm not sure how people survive following a thousand people at once lol, do you just play roulette on what you happen to see whenever you check at that point?

You ever just get on an elevator alone and it closes and then you just start twerking at the mirror on the way up?

Yeah me either definitely not

I just realized pogs were the nfts of the millenial generation

I've thought long and hard about what my first skeet in the sky would be, and I've finally made a decision