Foxymus Prime
@foxymusprime.bsky.social
I’m here for cocaine & Reese’s pieces… & apparently Havarti.
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
That one guy at work: hope everyone wanted a hint of fish for lunch today. **uses microwave**
Absolutely no one:
That one guy at work: hope everyone wanted a hint of fish for lunch today. **uses microwave**
December 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
That one guy at work: hope everyone wanted a hint of fish for lunch today. **uses microwave**
Absolutely no one:
That one guy at work: hope everyone wanted a hint of fish for lunch today. **uses microwave**
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Remember what they took from us.
November 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Remember what they took from us.
Has things blossomed here yet?
a man with curly hair is sticking his head out of a hole
ALT: a man with curly hair is sticking his head out of a hole
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November 14, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Has things blossomed here yet?
Aww, my notifications are fucked up on here.
I mean I’m not here much yet anyways because I don’t think it’s ready to be pulled out of the oven yet.
I mean I’m not here much yet anyways because I don’t think it’s ready to be pulled out of the oven yet.
December 7, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Aww, my notifications are fucked up on here.
I mean I’m not here much yet anyways because I don’t think it’s ready to be pulled out of the oven yet.
I mean I’m not here much yet anyways because I don’t think it’s ready to be pulled out of the oven yet.
Me to my banking app: what do you mean I can’t make a deposit by snapping photos of my cash?
This bullshit.
This bullshit.
November 8, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Me to my banking app: what do you mean I can’t make a deposit by snapping photos of my cash?
This bullshit.
This bullshit.
Rap is about drug use, disrespecting women & murder.
Country is about losing at life, alcoholism & depression.
But I can’t listen to Metal because it’s angry & scares people.
Country is about losing at life, alcoholism & depression.
But I can’t listen to Metal because it’s angry & scares people.
November 3, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Rap is about drug use, disrespecting women & murder.
Country is about losing at life, alcoholism & depression.
But I can’t listen to Metal because it’s angry & scares people.
Country is about losing at life, alcoholism & depression.
But I can’t listen to Metal because it’s angry & scares people.
So I’ve reached the age of “single & removing pants without spilling your spoonful of peanut butter.”
Be wary young followers.
Be wary young followers.
September 21, 2023 at 6:42 AM
So I’ve reached the age of “single & removing pants without spilling your spoonful of peanut butter.”
Be wary young followers.
Be wary young followers.
I wonder what I was dreaming about to sleepwalk full speed off the stairs last night.
September 2, 2023 at 12:16 AM
I wonder what I was dreaming about to sleepwalk full speed off the stairs last night.
So are just continue to ignore the fact that SpongeBob clearly wears shorts?
August 29, 2023 at 6:36 PM
So are just continue to ignore the fact that SpongeBob clearly wears shorts?
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I'm saving all my good posts for when the sex bots get here.
August 24, 2023 at 10:49 AM
I'm saving all my good posts for when the sex bots get here.
I’m gonna really throw people on that X app for a loop when I start dropping links to my clouds on Bluesky in DM rooms.
August 24, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I’m gonna really throw people on that X app for a loop when I start dropping links to my clouds on Bluesky in DM rooms.
Omg, that guy just died in that girls arms tonight, what did she say to him?
August 24, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Omg, that guy just died in that girls arms tonight, what did she say to him?
The CIA & the FBI aren’t on here yet right?
I’ve always dreamed about being a hitman.
This cloud with burst in 3 days.
I’ve always dreamed about being a hitman.
This cloud with burst in 3 days.
August 23, 2023 at 3:18 AM
The CIA & the FBI aren’t on here yet right?
I’ve always dreamed about being a hitman.
This cloud with burst in 3 days.
I’ve always dreamed about being a hitman.
This cloud with burst in 3 days.
Yes, I know you’re watching something cool. Yes, I also don’t need you commenting on it with your headphones in.
You like it. It’s cool. I get it.
Do you do these things when you’re alone? Because that’s the real question.
You like it. It’s cool. I get it.
Do you do these things when you’re alone? Because that’s the real question.
August 23, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Yes, I know you’re watching something cool. Yes, I also don’t need you commenting on it with your headphones in.
You like it. It’s cool. I get it.
Do you do these things when you’re alone? Because that’s the real question.
You like it. It’s cool. I get it.
Do you do these things when you’re alone? Because that’s the real question.
You ever stop in the middle of conversing with someone new & think, my god how does this person have children?
August 22, 2023 at 10:29 PM
You ever stop in the middle of conversing with someone new & think, my god how does this person have children?
If you think I’m avoiding you, you’re probably right.
August 22, 2023 at 6:01 PM
If you think I’m avoiding you, you’re probably right.
There’s only 4 things that taste better on Tuesdays than any other day of the week & they are Tacos & Titties.
August 22, 2023 at 2:21 PM
There’s only 4 things that taste better on Tuesdays than any other day of the week & they are Tacos & Titties.
**me in the shower noticing something in the tub**
Is that a bug? Well if it is, you have until I’m finished washing my hair to make a move or you’ll be flooded & washed down the drain.
**thinking to myself, this is how epic bosses get defeated in video games**
**frantically looks for it**
Is that a bug? Well if it is, you have until I’m finished washing my hair to make a move or you’ll be flooded & washed down the drain.
**thinking to myself, this is how epic bosses get defeated in video games**
**frantically looks for it**
August 20, 2023 at 7:22 PM
**me in the shower noticing something in the tub**
Is that a bug? Well if it is, you have until I’m finished washing my hair to make a move or you’ll be flooded & washed down the drain.
**thinking to myself, this is how epic bosses get defeated in video games**
**frantically looks for it**
Is that a bug? Well if it is, you have until I’m finished washing my hair to make a move or you’ll be flooded & washed down the drain.
**thinking to myself, this is how epic bosses get defeated in video games**
**frantically looks for it**
What if bugs are attracted to you because their lives are mundane & they see you & think, “oh look someone to interact with, how exciting!”
But Greg, you only think of yourself.
But Greg, you only think of yourself.
August 20, 2023 at 7:16 PM
What if bugs are attracted to you because their lives are mundane & they see you & think, “oh look someone to interact with, how exciting!”
But Greg, you only think of yourself.
But Greg, you only think of yourself.
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a pez dispenser but for teeny tiny eclairs
August 20, 2023 at 3:34 PM
a pez dispenser but for teeny tiny eclairs