@actuallyjoey.bsky.social hi

Apropos of nothing, a reminder of JFK’s successful Harvard application essay

I wanna see the world 🌎🌍🌏

Complacency is the enemy of progress.

Current status of Twitter: the billionaire owner and a podcast host worth hundreds of millions are dogpiling a pediatrician who develops vaccines to give to impoverished countries.

I want you guys to know its gonna be alright 🤙🤙🤙 #PositiveUpPosting

Sex is like pizza: We are born into this world afraid and screaming, and too often leave the same way, but pizza is delicious

I hope everybody is having a splendiferous evening 🤙🤙🤙

fyre fest is on a mission to reimagine what it means to attend an immersive musical festival experience on pablo escobar’s private island

Not today, Satan. Soon, though. Please, call my secretary to reschedule

@actuallyjoey.bsky.social bro how shitty was interstellar though? Worst Nolan movie fr fr no cap ong