there are some mornings i wish my knee would do this

full of dct farts

in-chee-guing

two of them are, yes. the rest are the Florida Shit Bird

The Recliner

it is absolutely crucial that you take a break and go look at a cool rock or something or you will end up like any number of freaks who say things like "it's classcist to assume people have soup bowls"

"we have some computers set to UK locale instead of US." 10 emails, 24 teams messages across 4 chats. it was one computer.

and a wiggle

you should tape a hot sauce packet to the top of the cone

baby formula