The Houston Astros fucking suck man. Just the saddest sack of shit offense you’ll ever see
May 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The Houston Astros fucking suck man. Just the saddest sack of shit offense you’ll ever see
Fully convinced the universe just hates me and wants me dead
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fully convinced the universe just hates me and wants me dead
FedEx fucking sucks ass dude fuck them
April 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
FedEx fucking sucks ass dude fuck them
I can no longer fit into my suit due to my arms. This is a travesty. Now what am I supposed to wear to the movies???
March 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I can no longer fit into my suit due to my arms. This is a travesty. Now what am I supposed to wear to the movies???
Twitter has crashed like 4 times today and it’s only 1 pm 😭 Elon truly breaks everything he touches
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Twitter has crashed like 4 times today and it’s only 1 pm 😭 Elon truly breaks everything he touches
I was just browsing through old Facebook photos and I totally forgot I got a Certificate of Special Senatorial Recognition for my writing
February 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was just browsing through old Facebook photos and I totally forgot I got a Certificate of Special Senatorial Recognition for my writing
PLEASE DO
An asteroid between 130 and 300 feet wide has a slight chance of hitting Earth in 2032 — but the precise odds have been a moving target since the space rock was first detected nearly two months ago.
Why the chance that an asteroid might hit Earth in 2032 keeps changing
NASA this week revised the estimated probability of an impact to just 0.28%, down from 3.1% . The astronomer who invented the scale used to measure such risks explains the dizzying shifts.
www.nbcnews.com
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
PLEASE DO
Maybe it’s time to gamble. Surely that’ll save me and end my crippling depression!
February 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Maybe it’s time to gamble. Surely that’ll save me and end my crippling depression!
Not to be a doomer, but if I don’t get a job in my field soon I’m actually gonna kms because I can’t keep doing this shit anymore. I’ve never felt more drained mentally and I’m just so, so tired of it
February 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Not to be a doomer, but if I don’t get a job in my field soon I’m actually gonna kms because I can’t keep doing this shit anymore. I’ve never felt more drained mentally and I’m just so, so tired of it
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I don't understand the mentality of people who try to gatekeep something and then complain no one actually plays/watches it, like, motherfucker, you literally accomplished what you set out to achieve.
February 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I don't understand the mentality of people who try to gatekeep something and then complain no one actually plays/watches it, like, motherfucker, you literally accomplished what you set out to achieve.
My account on Twitter got suspended for referencing a popular meme lmfao people can call others the n-word with the hard r and be a-okay but god forbid I reference a Low Tier God meme
February 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My account on Twitter got suspended for referencing a popular meme lmfao people can call others the n-word with the hard r and be a-okay but god forbid I reference a Low Tier God meme
I’m going to be so fr when I say this: I think a lot of the reason why we currently live in a hellscape is because too many people simply refuse to move on and see nostalgia for what it is—a glorification of a time that never truly existed like how your mind presents it.
February 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m going to be so fr when I say this: I think a lot of the reason why we currently live in a hellscape is because too many people simply refuse to move on and see nostalgia for what it is—a glorification of a time that never truly existed like how your mind presents it.
I need BlueSky to have a better fyp algorithm asap because I’m tired of seeing 50% animal pictures lmao give me the drama, political nonsense, people dunking on dumbasses PLEASE
February 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I need BlueSky to have a better fyp algorithm asap because I’m tired of seeing 50% animal pictures lmao give me the drama, political nonsense, people dunking on dumbasses PLEASE
You know, the US could really use more than one Luigi
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You know, the US could really use more than one Luigi
Bro I applied for a job and got rejected within 30 minutes. I’m actually going to kill myself
February 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bro I applied for a job and got rejected within 30 minutes. I’m actually going to kill myself
The Democrats giving Trump the easiest layups of all time like this is prime D Wade with LeBron
January 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Democrats giving Trump the easiest layups of all time like this is prime D Wade with LeBron
It’s insane to me how Republicans get everything they want, then complain about it, and blame their failures on the Democrats, and the Democrats just let them. Like every single time without fail.
January 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s insane to me how Republicans get everything they want, then complain about it, and blame their failures on the Democrats, and the Democrats just let them. Like every single time without fail.
Think if I start putting “If y’all don’t interview me I’m gonna kill myself” in my cover letters it’ll work?
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Think if I start putting “If y’all don’t interview me I’m gonna kill myself” in my cover letters it’ll work?
The shit going down on Elon’s app is so fucking funny to me. Seeing these grifters be surprised that their cultivated audiences of white supremacists would be, in fact, white supremacists is hilarious. Being a fucking idiot really pays off until it doesn’t, huh?
December 28, 2024 at 9:33 PM
The shit going down on Elon’s app is so fucking funny to me. Seeing these grifters be surprised that their cultivated audiences of white supremacists would be, in fact, white supremacists is hilarious. Being a fucking idiot really pays off until it doesn’t, huh?
Elon Musk really bought a whole ass app and sucked up and down Trump’s schlong just to get shat on by the same people he campaigned for lmfao legendary work honestly
December 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Elon Musk really bought a whole ass app and sucked up and down Trump’s schlong just to get shat on by the same people he campaigned for lmfao legendary work honestly
Luigi is a hero don’t let them tell you otherwise
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Luigi is a hero don’t let them tell you otherwise
I don’t trust anyone who actually spends time on Facebook
December 6, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I don’t trust anyone who actually spends time on Facebook
My favorite part of going to the gym is when people get upset at you for walking in front of their camera filming them. Like sorry bud, the gym isn’t your own personal studio lol
December 5, 2024 at 7:04 PM
My favorite part of going to the gym is when people get upset at you for walking in front of their camera filming them. Like sorry bud, the gym isn’t your own personal studio lol
The Dunkin I’m at is playing the absolute worst cover of Last Christmas I have ever heard. Like, worse than Last Rizzmas I’m not even kidding
December 1, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The Dunkin I’m at is playing the absolute worst cover of Last Christmas I have ever heard. Like, worse than Last Rizzmas I’m not even kidding