Loved seeing your buddy and mine, Josh Gondelman, at Aimee Mann and Ted Leo’s Christmas Show last night! They still have shows in NYC, Virginia, Massachusetts, New Jersey, and Connecticut! aimeemann.com/tour

I am such a mark for friendship every time I get to hang out with friends I’m like oh hell yeah that’s the stuff.

Just a couple pictures of my babes, Brok (7 year old German Shepherd) and Noodle (5 year old Chocolate Lab)

There are few gulfs wider than the joy of being able to say I JUST saw someone and the dread of actually having to see someone.

Under-discussed terrible smell? Wet Cardboard.

*takes 5 snails out of pocket*

Get a load of these guys

Sure… ayahuasca is transformative…but have you ever heard the love of your life refer to the seminal Michael J Fox 80’s movie as “Teenage Wolf”?

There is no greater disparity on earth than how delighted I am to eat peanut butter at any and all times and how completely repulsed I am at cleaning peanut butter off of any object.

My friend and I once made a list of fake old timey baseball names over the course of 4 days and countless texts. I defy anyone to beat Abner “Pickes” Preen.

Saw Josh Gondelman last night. Do yourself a favor and do the same if you get the chance

Here for pet pics and little else