General Alister Azimuth
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General Alister Azimuth
@fourboltmagistrate.bsky.social
Four-Bolt Magistrate of the Lombax Praetorian Guard and an elder councilman for the Center for Advanced Lombax Research.
SHOW ME PROOF BOY
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
LIEEEESSSSSSS!
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I fought in 6 wars kid don’t try your luck
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I will make you look like clatchkey
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Be silent in my presence, traitor. You and the female one are nothing
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
IF. THAT. PATHETIC. ROBOT. WILL. TELL. ME. WHERE. IT. IS.

@bytesizedbot.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
TAKE CONTROL AND FUEL OUR PASSION, LET US LOSE EACH OTHER IN A FLURRY OF LIMBS AND FLUID, UNTIL OUR ENERGY IS SPENT. WE CAN USE THE CLOCK TO EXIST IN THAT MOMENT FOREVER, FREED FROM THE THE LIMITATIONS OF TIME!
January 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Now roll over and get ready
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Good work Clank! I know, how about we use the clock to make qwark embarrass himself over and over… ᴬⁿᵈ ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵉ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ˢᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᴸᵒᵐᵇᵃˣᵉˢ…
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The cold icy hand of a robot can’t ever replace the primal heat of a body though, can it? I thought you of all people would understand…
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That’s where you learned those moves, huh boy? I thought your grip seemed a little robotic
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM