Jessopotamia
@foundinthesea.bsky.social
Birds, botany, and books. Often found in the sea.
But all their emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
But all their emails.
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The Democratic establishment:
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The Democratic establishment:
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
October 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States.
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵
#AJLT's depiction of Southeastern Virginia is so wild that I can only assume that Carrie and Seema died in a plane crash on the way to Williamsburg and ended up in a weird limbo set in a cartoon version of rural Mississippi.
June 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
#AJLT's depiction of Southeastern Virginia is so wild that I can only assume that Carrie and Seema died in a plane crash on the way to Williamsburg and ended up in a weird limbo set in a cartoon version of rural Mississippi.
ChatGPT really wants me to know that yes, it is replying with statements that are untrue, but it's not intentionally lying to me. It's just it's nature (1/2).
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
ChatGPT really wants me to know that yes, it is replying with statements that are untrue, but it's not intentionally lying to me. It's just it's nature (1/2).
Just an FYI that the AI can lie.
This is a hell of a thing to read.
Diabolus Ex Machina
This Is Not An Essay
open.substack.com
June 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just an FYI that the AI can lie.
The Pitt has many virtuosic moments of filmmaking, but nothing hits as hard as the single smoke detector beeping in the background.
April 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Pitt has many virtuosic moments of filmmaking, but nothing hits as hard as the single smoke detector beeping in the background.
If I were Gaitok, I would have quit my job at the White Lotus, sold the security tape to TMZ, and joined Belinda on her private jet to rich person island.
April 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If I were Gaitok, I would have quit my job at the White Lotus, sold the security tape to TMZ, and joined Belinda on her private jet to rich person island.
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The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.
April 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.
If anyone emails or texts me during the next few days, I'm just going to reply with this photo:
April 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If anyone emails or texts me during the next few days, I'm just going to reply with this photo:
Wait, did we millennials finally destroy the economy with all our avocado toasts, or did something else happen?
April 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wait, did we millennials finally destroy the economy with all our avocado toasts, or did something else happen?
Gemma's last major "pain test" should have been called SMÖRBOLL and it should have required her to assemble an Ikea crib rather than taking it apart. #severance #severancefinale
March 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gemma's last major "pain test" should have been called SMÖRBOLL and it should have required her to assemble an Ikea crib rather than taking it apart. #severance #severancefinale
It is breathtaking how much the Dems are unequipped for this moment. They are still bringing a live poetry reading to a gun fight.
March 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It is breathtaking how much the Dems are unequipped for this moment. They are still bringing a live poetry reading to a gun fight.
Can Ketamine kill you? Asking for 340 million friends...
February 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can Ketamine kill you? Asking for 340 million friends...
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The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
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I said "orientate" during a meeting and everyone laughed at me. Britbox is going to keep me from getting a promotion.
December 18, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I said "orientate" during a meeting and everyone laughed at me. Britbox is going to keep me from getting a promotion.