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a zine can be anything and anyone can make a zine 🏳️‍⚧️ ♿
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foundbysara.bsky.social
voter 53 at my precinct this morning!
Selfie of a person bundled up in winter gear and wearing an I VOTED sticker
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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lmao
Headline: Gen Z Must Stop Buying Starbucks, Take Subway Instead Of Uber To One Day Afford A House: Corcoran Group CEO
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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tag yourself
Screenshot of 9 Instagram reels from user Pizzasanity. Eat real shows freshly baked pizza and has a caption. The captions are as follows: send this to a little cutie, send this to your gassy girlfriend, recreating the pizza from Goofy movie, send this to a baddie, send this to the prettiest girl you know, send this to someone who's lactose intolerant, send this to the most sus friend you have, this and My girls sweaty armpit, send this to ur big strong autistic boyfriend
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "only big black queens will see this" Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "so much oil us was about to invade it" Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "happy mother's Day to all the single moms out there ILY" Instagram pizza reel with a giant fucking pizza, and the caption "send this to your grumpy boyfriend. he has to buy you pizza"
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
foundbysara.bsky.social
long story short, I was idly browsing for info on "Good Boy" horror movie and accidentally found this insta that basically does nothing but post hyperspecific targeted reels
Screenshot of three Instagram reel thumbnails next to each other. They have view counts of 513,000, 20.2 million, and 8.8 million, respectively. Each thumbnail features a freshly cooked pizza and the caption: "send this to a good boy"
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Screenshot of a chat. Person one says, "circus Daddy" person two says, "no"
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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*like a prayer* she would be disappointed in me if I bought this. she would be disappointed in me if I bought this. she would be disappointed in me if I bought this. she would be dis
Online web store listing for a "mothra key clip." It is brass looking and beautiful and it is $16.
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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on the one hand, mothra is obviously an anti-capitalist icon.

on the other hand,
Screenshot of a web store listing showing an item labeled mothra pool float. It is $90 or four payments of $22.50 with Cecil, and it looks like mothra but it is a pool float
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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goodbye SILK SHIRT STARS XL MATERIAL: 100% SILK SIZE: L, XL, 14, 16

you were great
Selfie of white person with long brown hair looking away from the camera and smiling while wearing the results of saved search SILK SHIRT STARS XL MATERIAL: 100% SILK SIZE: L, XL, 14, 16
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
foundbysara.bsky.social
gillian pls
Gillian Anderson in a black latex outfit. She's wielding a gun and looking sultry and confident against a dark sky with darker palm trees in the background
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
foundbysara.bsky.social
"what's the show about?"

"aliens"

"got it"
Close up portrait of David Duchovny wearing a black rubber shirt and, for some reason, an iron scold's bridle. He's biting it. The background is very shiny in a grungy Y2K way.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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dear Lord, I don't know what we as a species did to deserve X-files promotional images, but thank you
Photo of Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny. Gillian is wearing a white dress shirt, black tie, and black trousers that are too big for her. She's bridal-carrying David Duchovny, who is wearing a white and pink shirt, is barefoot, and is sticking his tongue out at the camera. There is a little rat in the foreground for no clear reason.
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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If I can get my shit together I'll have some printed for MWQTZF this weekend!
Zine fest (sat + sun) Open book Accessible parking and loading zone only. Expect prohibitively expensive parking due to NFL game. Plan to arrive by transit / bike / rideshare. 1011 Washington avenue South 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I tried SO HARD to take a photo of this that didn't look threatening

I failed miserably.
Photo of an enamel pin. The design is a clown with white face paint, stars for eyes, and many gold teeth. He's wearing a little blue hat and a big blue and red neck ruffle. Below him (still part of the pin) is text that reads CIRCUS (85) DADDY
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
foundbysara.bsky.social
wait, it doesn't even write porn yet? what the hell is everyone so excited about then??
Headline: Altman says chat GPT will soon allow erotica for adult users
October 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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so stomach-churning you could drink cream and puke butter
Movie poster for TOGETHER starring Alison Brie and Dave Franco. The poster image is an extreme close-up of two eyes looking at each other, so close that their eyelashes are touching.
August 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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bro how many chia pudding meals do you think I can eat in a week. it's not eleven!!
Headline: 11 chia pudding recipes to meal prep this week
August 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
foundbysara.bsky.social
this is true, and I think it's important for young men to hear
Even if you struggle with all the standard definitions of masculinity - strength, confidence, sporting prowess - do not worry. There are other kinds of masculinity available to you that are just as attractive to women.
August 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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yeah man we know 🫠
Headline: Pandemic aged our brains faster, whether or not we got COVID, study says (photo:Nurses Lindsay Bowker, left, and Katherine Schumacher suit up to receive a potential COVID-19 patient at Evergreen Health hospital in March 2020 in Kirkland, Wash. (Karen Ducey / For The Times))
July 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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the next biggest thing I can think of is finding out that the lone dissenter from Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" was actually standing up to be like "fuck them kids"

and that's a distant second
Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech." A blue collar man in well worn work clothes stands alone to speak his truth in a crowd of well dressed folks in suits.
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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I'm agog!
The family of American artist Thomas Kinkade is pushing back on the Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) use of the late artist's painting to promote what the family views as an anti-immigrant message. In a statement posted to the Kinkade Family Foundation website, the family said DHS failed to get authorization before posting an image of Kinkade's painting on social media on July 1. The family is now weighing its legal options. The family objected to Kinkade's legacy being associated with that message. "At The Kinkade Family Foundation, we strongly condemn the sentiment expressed in the post and the deplorable actions that DHS continues to carry out," the foundation wrote in the statement. "Like many of you, we were deeply troubled to see this image used to promote division and xenophobia associated with the ideals of DHS, as this is antithetical to our mission," the statement continued. "We stand firmly with our communities who have been threatened and targeted by DHS, especially our immigrant, BIPOC, undocumented, LGBTQ+, and disabled relatives and neighbors." Screenshot of @DHSgov tweet "Protect the Homeland. "Morning Pledge" by Thomas Kinkade" Painting shows two children walking to school the morning after a storm
July 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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the what
Headline: what happened to the MAGA Instant Pot?
July 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Tag yourself, I'm "a costly distraction from his deeper mission to 'defy death'"
Text from article: Brian Johnson, the tech entrepreneur turned longevity icon, is preparing to shut down his age-reversal startup, Blueprint, due to ongoing financial losses and his shifting philosophical priorities. The supplement selling startup, which emerged from his intense personal health experiment, aimed to commercialize parts of his 2 million a year anti-aging regimen and offered data-driven wellness solutions. Despite attracting widespread media attention, wellness enthusiasts, and a growing online community, Johnson says the business has become a costly distraction from his deeper mission to "defy death." Known for his strict diet protocols, hundreds of medical tests, and even plasma transfusions from his teenage son, Johnson is now walking away from Blueprint to fully focus on his emerging philosophical movement, "Don't Die," dedicated to redefining life's boundaries and consciousness transfer
July 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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trying to choose a favorite sentence from this article and failing spectacularly
Headline: who is Brian johnson: anti-aging champion who spent $2 million dollars a year on his body now set to shut down or.. Text from article: Brian Johnson, the tech entrepreneur turned longevity icon, is preparing to shut down his age-reversal startup, Blueprint, due to ongoing financial losses and his shifting philosophical priorities. The supplement selling startup, which emerged from his intense personal health experiment, aimed to commercialize parts of his 2 million a year anti-aging regimen and offered data-driven wellness solutions. Despite attracting widespread media attention, wellness enthusiasts, and a growing online community, Johnson says the business has become a costly distraction from his deeper mission to "defy death." Known for his strict diet protocols, hundreds of medical tests, and even plasma transfusions from his teenage son, Johnson is now walking away from Blueprint to fully focus on his emerging philosophical movement, "Don't Die," dedicated to redefining life's boundaries and consciousness transfer
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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...yes?? almost all of them!!!
Headline: are there any ways to make coffee that don't involve plastic?
July 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM