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Liz 🏴‍☠️
@forthepirates.bsky.social
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Liz's Bespoke Pornography Emporium | marketer with a splash of ADHD | she/her | 30’s
Midwest US 🌽
SG1, SGA, BSG, OFMD, GO, Firefly, BtVS
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Okay but OG depression robe?
A painting in a gold fancy frame with a woman wearing a red floral kimino laying down.
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Me with booze on a plane: okay but what if I write something spicy

Anyway here’s my drafts and shout out to the brand spanking new Clex that appeared yesterday.
A series of documents with various titles like shirt, new - chips, and duh.
September 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Let’s gooooo.
A woman with blue nails is holding a glass of champagne. There’s a screen with a picture of a delta plane. It is Fancy As Fuck.
February 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Likeeeee.
A picture taken from a plane. There’s a glass of wine and an ice cream sundae on the little table and the plane tv screen is playing a scene from the movie White Christmas (the scene where the four of them are on the train singing).
December 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Okay so what if I watch this three times? Or maybe this plus A Christmas Story? What a vibe. 🎄
A bunch of movie titles against a blue background on a plane video screen. I’m focused on the White Christmas movie but there are other titles.
December 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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So I might have messed up our theater tickets (anyone want to see Mean Girls next Sunday night?), but we had a delightful time wandering around. Next stop, somewhere west of the city for work.
A view of Trafalger Square in London at night. You can see the National Gallery lit up in the background and there’s a Christmas tree that looks vaguely like a cactus (no offense). It’s very dark and there’s a Christmas market you can almost see in the background. The monument at Trafalger Square lit up at night.
December 16, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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Shout out to @michellethestan.bsky.social for getting a pic of me trying to make cheese dip in a cup with a blow dryer in the corn commune.
There are lots of snacks on a table and a woman is using a hairdryer to heat up a plastic cup full of cheese. She is covered by an orange heart because no one needs to see her pajamas. There is a sign on the wall that says, “our flag means sluts” in glittery cut outs. The blow dryer and cup of cheese is circled in red for ease of viewing.
December 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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Continuing my tradition of meeting Nathan and losing it.
Nathan in a black shirt and gray tank smiling. Liz is in a white sweater with an orange heart over her face. She is not sure why she wrote this in the third person.
December 7, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Want a corn tattoo or a tiny orange? Come find me at GalaxyCon! Friday I might be dressed as Kaylee from Firefly, Saturday I’ll likely be dressed as a business casual version of Olivia.
A badge of my profile icon and my name, Liz / ForThePirates, against a lit Christmas tree. Also my awkward hand.
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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BOOTY you are in for a treat. It’s like the perfect beer. Although I’m really partial to Urban Artifact because they do sours so well. But Bubbles is like the og in my world.
A screenshot of a pink beer can, a rose fruited ale.
December 5, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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I know people give the Midwest crap but genuinely we are the most welcoming bunch. You’re all going to be fed and hydrated and tipsy.
A Target shopping cart full of booze (Bubbles, hard seltzer) and chips. Because Liz enjoys feeding people and also offering them beverages.
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Fun fact: I am horrifically sentimental.
A picture of a photo album with memorabilia from C2E2 2023: a blue badge with the words “cornies take Chicago”, a C2E2 badge, and a picture of Jim from OFMD with a giant orange. Also my wrist. Shout out to my wrist. A photo of a page in an album. There’s a badge from SuperCon 2023 aka ConCon and a bunch of colored badge flags around the image. They have been lovingly saved. But they’re also very wrinkled. A photo of a page in an album with memorabilia from MCM fall 2023. There’s a badge, a few stickers, and two bracelets. Two stickers are very shiny. A photo of a page in an album. There’s a bi flag with “our flag means slay” written in pink paint from C2E2 2023. If you squint, you might be able to see me awkwardly taking this in the reflection. How fun!
December 3, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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Also these. At least I have these. Which I lovingly made last year for MCM and then failed to pack.
Felted orange balls that look like oranges if you squint in a plastic bag with a rainbow ribbon
December 2, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally?
Yellow ribbon with black text that says “JD Vance is a turd”
November 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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What if I make myself laugh? What then?

Anyway.
A blue banner with silver text that says “Jira is for blowjobs” A screenshot of a page on AO3 of a fanfic with that includes the tag “Jira is for blowjobs”
November 12, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Babe, wake up. The corn tattoos for GalaxyCon Columbus came in. 🌽
Black and white image of corn cob tattoos that are about the size of a thumb
November 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Me and my last two brain cells after s2.
September 23, 2023 at 1:26 PM