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Liz 🏴‍☠️
@forthepirates.bsky.social
Liz's Bespoke Pornography Emporium | marketer with a splash of ADHD | she/her | 30’s
Midwest US 🌽
SG1, SGA, BSG, OFMD, GO, Firefly, BtVS
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Hey! I’m Liz. Sometimes I write things. You’ll find some early Gentlebeard in there but mostly I swerved hard into Stizzy and Steddyhands. Mind the tags, please. 🫡

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NEW STARGATE!??? Oh, I’m going to be insufferable.
a man in a black coat is standing in a dark room with the words comtrya !!! below him
ALT: a man in a black coat is standing in a dark room with the words comtrya !!! below him
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November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry but Düsseldorf airport is not great. Truly never again.
September 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Okay but OG depression robe?
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Ready to terrorize Amsterdam* for two solid days before a week of work meetings.

*see museums and get excited about trains
September 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Me with booze on a plane: okay but what if I write something spicy

Anyway here’s my drafts and shout out to the brand spanking new Clex that appeared yesterday.
September 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Whoever the anon is that’s writing “Wants and Needs” has my whole heart. Everyone go read it. Immediately.

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Wants & Needs - Anonymous - Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
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September 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Smallville authors I know you wrote dirtier stuff than this. Never mind that I’m 20 years too late barreling into Clex like the koolaide man with an AO3 account.
August 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Smallville authors: gimme your fic recs. I’ve found at least one of you. And I’m like a week away from writing my own.
August 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reposted by Liz 🏴‍☠️
At dinner with @barbadosbrigand.bsky.social, @gingerlyvibing.bsky.social, and @forthepirates.bsky.social and our server’s name is Darby. Naturally, we’ve decided she’s Rhys Darby’s long-lost cousin. We are now exclusively referring to her as Darby Darby. She’s being a great sport about it.
August 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi I’m back can we talk about Superman what’s the deal who do we ship
July 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I heard we were talking about RPF and resurrected myself.
April 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Okay so far Paris > Amsterdam > Cologne but honestly this whole European tapas tour is going so well. Also I cried at the top of Eiffel Tower because like privilege and I can’t believe we’re here and like. Idk man. The world is beautiful and it’s okay to get caught up in it.
February 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Let’s gooooo.
February 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Remember two years ago when I hadn’t left the country? And now I’m just casually going on Dee and Liz’s Grand European Tour?

@deedeetrick.bsky.social let’s ride on trains and eat cheese!
February 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It started with a pirate show and now it’s a plan for a post apocalyptic commune. What a time to be alive.
January 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The horrors have returned. I think it’s time for a non fandom account here.
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Apparently I’m writing more of the Steddyhands office au nobody asked for.
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Rewatching the Magicians and I forgot how much I loved Quentin and Eliot together.
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Merry Christmas! My nieces are staring me down and I’m ready for a nap.
December 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Lol remember when my first beta in the fandom told me that I was writing too much dirty talk and that it was clear that I thought it was hot. Like yeah, that’s why I was writing it. Anyway.
December 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
If I ever try to fly this close to Christmas, tell me now. In other news, I’ll have been traveling for like 26 hours by the time I get home.
December 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Okay who’s in London wants to see Mean Girls tonight in London? Seriously. I can’t sell these two tickets. And I’m flying home this morning.
December 22, 2024 at 9:06 AM
I just got upgraded to Delta One on this flight. It’s quite literally a Christmas miracle.
December 22, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Okay, maybe the hot dog in front of Westminster wasn’t the best idea.
December 21, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Ham sandwich from Mark & Spencer with spicy prawn cocktail crisps is the same thing as a baloney sandwich with Doritos. I will take no further questions at this time.
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM