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formerwiigod.bsky.social
Camp B. Slay
@formerwiigod.bsky.social
board certified normal girl. mariokartwiigod on twitter

23 she/her 🏳️‍🌈
how it feels trying to drive in new shoes
September 15, 2023 at 9:44 PM
who gave Football my phone number
September 14, 2023 at 5:56 PM
but when the world needed him most, he vanished
September 11, 2023 at 1:17 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 10, 2023 at 10:02 PM
it’s friday and i can’t take a 3 hour lunch break because i actually have work to do
September 8, 2023 at 1:53 PM
how it feels when my apple watch gives me the dangerous sound notification because of my driving music volume
September 4, 2023 at 3:35 PM
me and my terrible extremely leaky eyeliner i have to wipe on a tissue 12 times whenever i use it so it doesn’t drip all over my face
September 3, 2023 at 2:17 PM
8 year old me watching anakin turn evil and almost burn to death
September 2, 2023 at 2:32 PM
sky this morning and last night
August 31, 2023 at 2:57 PM
me after 2 drinks trying to make eye contact with the hot person at the bar and convince them to come up to me with my mind
August 25, 2023 at 9:02 PM
me staring at the giant bag of kettle corn i’m trying to convince myself not to finish
August 25, 2023 at 8:33 PM
me staring at my computer at work to try to look like i’m doing something
August 25, 2023 at 6:54 PM
me using my telekinesis to throw everything around the room
August 25, 2023 at 2:15 PM
how it feels to have to get back to work after lunch
August 23, 2023 at 7:14 PM
bluesky friends i built the mojo dojo casa house in minecraft
August 22, 2023 at 6:51 PM
how it feels when the spotify ai algorithm plays a bad song thinking you’ll like it
August 17, 2023 at 9:31 PM
good morning bluesky
August 16, 2023 at 2:00 PM
me at the club waiting for a mean woman to come up to me and threaten my life
August 14, 2023 at 2:55 AM
fuck it lizard in the pipe
August 11, 2023 at 6:19 PM
this is where i post from
August 10, 2023 at 6:06 PM
it looks like this
August 10, 2023 at 3:47 PM
brutalist target balls
August 8, 2023 at 11:17 PM
good morning bluesky
August 8, 2023 at 12:54 PM
when the barista doesn’t put enough ice in your latte and it ends up tasting like straight milk because the ratio is off
August 5, 2023 at 4:13 PM
August 4, 2023 at 3:55 AM